Ronny Meshel Fleishman

comedian,nyc

[Ronny Meshel Fleishman @MeshelRonny]

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#standupcomedy #comedy #funny #marriage #husband #NewYork

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https://t.co/1GX8kuLpw7 #GoFundMe

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Stay negative is they new stay positive #COVID19

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Also saw @amyschumer waiting to go up and perform and I meant to remind her of that time we talked after one of her shows and that I wrote her on IG but instead I said “oh is the show over?” Which is basically the same.

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Yesterday I saw @AlecBaldwln____ walking down the street pushing a stroller with two babies and I just wanna say I love living in @newyork

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They should’ve escorted him out and send his Oscar in the mail. There is no justification for physical violence no matter how lame the joke is. 12 yo me is so disappointed right now:( #assault #Oscars2022 #whatjusthappened

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@whoisrychris 😂😂❤️

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What happens in New Zealand stays in New Zealand 😶 #NewZealand #skydiving #stanup #comedy #nyc #toxicworkplace #Storytime #funny

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My nickname in high school was casper because I’m friendly and also dead inside. #highschool #nickname #nyc #teenagestyle #ConfessionChallenge #DancingOnIce #Euphoria

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I don’t think she likes her new shoes. “Please read this! I am never going to wear these shoes! They’re so uncolorfull and I hate them, no offense, Puke, But I hate them”. #my7yearold #daughter #mykidisasmartass #iloveher

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That moment when you open tweeter with the single goal of tweeting something but then you realize that you got nothing and you end up tweeting this useless tweet. #hashtag #tweeter

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@leofle Maybe

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When I was in high school my friends called me “Casper”, totally because he was a friendly ghost and not at all because I was pale as fuck. #nickname #highschool #friends #casper #thefriendlyghost

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My daughter was so excited and told me that she felt the tooth fairy sneaking in her room, taking the tooth from under the pillow and leaving her a present. she faked sleep so the fairy won’t be scared and run away. This is so godamn cute and also I need a raise.

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It’s official - helping your kids with homework makes you rethink having kids and helping them with homework. #havingkids #kids #homework #whyisthishappening

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Such a nice day today I’m thinking if to go outside and practice riding my new skateboard or just stay home and break my leg now. #skateboarding #newskateboard #beginner #nyc #weather #skateboard #injury

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@TheRock Holly shit for a second there I thought he wrote he’s coming to Sesame Street to eat ass and kick cookies

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@leofle You’re welcome!

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@leofle Tots

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@leofle Haha! I never change it!