mesozoic_frappucino

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

if you’re reading this it’s proof free will is an illusion. i demand readership

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

If you hear anyone say knock out artist it was because of me

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

Never before has a greater miscarriage of justice been committed unto the British public. Daniel, a true genius. pouring a smidge of my rosé out for you brother #hungerstrike4daniel #masterchef @gracedent

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

When I was 17 I decided to only eat pink stuff. I only lasted a day because it’s basically just cunt and fruitella

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

It happens to the best of us and it also happens to me

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

I wake up on a Saturday morning at 8am, hungover. A builder is coming to kick me out of bed in an hour to fix my flooded bedroom due to a burst pipe. I have a nightmare worms are in my arm. World war three has started. I’ve run out of Juul pods. The end

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

No foresight. I’m short sighted 👓

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

I’m so hot I can feel my eggs frying in my ovaries

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

Double u tee efff

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

Fuck my provincial life©️

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

BDSM with Babybel wax

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

Greggs sausage rolls got me effed up

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

I fear i maybe 60% pork

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

I feel like Sydney sweeney when I wear a bra

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

Feeling kinda tyrannical today but also hot and full of promise. Strap in sailors

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

If I die before I motorboat Bianca censori I’m going to be so mad. Inshallah fr 💆🏼‍♀️💕

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

My feet are acting like they’re doing London, Paris and Milan but they’re barely making it to the Co-op. Stfu 🤬

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

So much stuff is ugly. Stop making ugly stuff there’s too much stuff already. If you’re going to make stuff it should be beautiful and good. URGH

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

I hate sardines

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

I also freed up some storage on my laptop for a new software update. 😋

[mesozoic_frappucino @mesozoicfrapduh]

I stayed up all night vpn-ing new Cleopatra documentary from American Disney plus.