coi leray jepsen

too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

Songs that I love with every bone in my body

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My dad ain’t give me much but he did give me a 6 pack!

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

I’ve had 3 boxes in a week

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I’m addicted to snickers ice cream bars

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

Delivery drivers will call you 6 times for a $9 package and if you don’t answer they def ain’t leaving it. But will kick a $600 package out the driver’s side of a moving vehicle as they pass your house.

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

I never thought I’d be the girl who spent this much on a wedding but fuck it we ball

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I have an outside baby. He loves being out and about. His dad hates it lmao. Come on dada!

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

And I remembered I love you

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If you’ve never spent real time in your life taking care of a special needs person please sit this one out.

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

My man be so mad when his mom call me instead of him. Ever since I birthed her first grandchild I been the favorite 🥰

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

Hmmm maybe I don’t feel like watching love island this year

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I’m bout to eat one right now

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My bestie wanted me to let the chopper sing years ago anyway!!!!!! Yall gon stop playing with Big fucking Tech Nina.

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

Little girls love them some Katseye. So cute and only makes me like them more. I love fun.

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

@SAMGREIS She’s actually a vodka diet girl

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@highhtide2 Interesting. I don’t think so, but I like what you’re doing here!

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

But somehow I have a lot of screams LMFAOOOOOO

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I have no words

[cyn @atimefordragons]

never forget what they took from us

[coi leray jepsen @messNdaCities]

In all seriousness I find it adorable and hilarious when men name their daughter after them.

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Niggas must be stopped

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“Deion’s daughter Deiondra”

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Deion Sanders’s daughter Deiondra reveals that her family, especially her brothers Shilo, Shedeur, & Bucky were NOT happy when she told them she was having a baby with R&B singer Jacquees because they knew how poorly he treated her 😮👀

“My brothers were like ‘you gonna let this n*gga in our family??’… I had to forgive myself… Love makes you do some crazy things and it makes you blind… I deserve better.”