Lance Messmer

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. —-James Dean

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@toshabee23 this is a direct quote. No bullshit. “Wait the lyrics aren’t taliban gas Molina?” For the song Gasolina by Daddy Yankee. Can’t make this up. #happyfiveyearstous #cantbelieveihaventkilledheryet

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

Well I ain’t first class, but I ain’t white trash. I’m wild and a little crazy too. Some girls don’t like boys like me, aw but some girls do #90sCountry #dopplstilltwitter?

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@toshabee23 Just cuz I love you

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@NMessmer33 Rookie gimme a break

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

Played softball tonight. We lost but I drank quite a few beers on an empty stomach and caught a buzz. Now I’m at home trying to act stone cold sober and I think my wife knows better but hasn’t said a word. That’s why she’s the best wife around. #gotermade #bestwifeaward

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@toshabee23 out of the blue “I think I’ll drink today.” Welp I’m in for it this evening 😂

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@nflthrowback @Buccaneers @NMessmer33

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@toshabee23 😘

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

“I am a civilized hippie” -Beth Jochim @toshabee23 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

2:10am Vegas time seen a guy walking Fremont with a bloody face, two guys fighting over a hooker, and a guy offered us cocaine and strippers

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@toshabee23 that's bull

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

Starting to get the itch for shed season already #milesequalspiles #GottaFindEmAll #shedhunting @Emeyer69 @jredwards55

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@toshabee23 I'll call the insurance adjuster Friday morning then #burnt #shegone #destroyed

[Superior Ag @SuperiorAgCoop]

Farm related injuries or fatalities do not occur because someone was careless, they occur during everyday activities. #farmsafetyweek16

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

Owning a @Ultraskiff would make my life complete #bowfishing the backwaters wouldn't b the same. Check them out!

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@Ben_jammin8989 u damn skippy just wait till we start cutting beans #extradowntime #socialbutterfly #tryingtostayawake #5%batteryclub

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

@toshabee23 that's the greatest thing I've heard all day

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

Just found out I forgot to do a shoutout for my 1,500th tweet so I'll do it now. S/o to my parents for creating a legend #jkjk #whosthisguy

[Lance Messmer @mess_farmer]

Superior ag has been posting pictures of things around our farm for safety week. Hope they get the angle right #oshahayday #aintnothingsafe

[Superior Ag @SuperiorAgCoop]

Farm Safety: A legacy to be proud of. Safety doesn't happen by accident. #farmsafetyweek16