Japanese companies used to make the most jaw droppingly beautiful promotional pinup art and then put it on a 2 inch telephone card and then never use it for anything else ever again
guys say dumb shit like “some men out there can never get girls no matter what they do” to which I reply “for every ugly man there is an equal and opposite ugly woman he could get with” to which the guys always clarify that sex with ugly women doesn’t count as “getting girls”