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[wompleton @messboyslaps]

@N0TWARRl0RS @PARXAFTERDARK2 Homosexuality

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

@IHEAARTHOTDADS Soup??? SOUP?????

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

@IHEAARTHOTDADS I have an idea where I’m employed

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

@katlanacross She politely called you gay

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

@IHEAARTHOTDADS Wowza that’s….shocking

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Got a mystery bag from @WinslowDumaine at the expo I went to. I want you to know I’m gonna be putting this in my house and won’t be explaining it if anyone’s asks

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Well fuck it’s a parody account I’ll be ready to stand on business when it’s an actually Congress fuck

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Shut up bozo lame ahh idiot LLLLLLLL stop complaining about not making enough money when the people you are suppose to represent can’t afford food and rent and work 3 jobs to barely stay alive go back to the warm milk you came from you room temperature nimrod fuck

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Just got activated like a sleeper agent when a customer at work said they like @elliotleemusic too (we play elliot all day long (I’m in charge of aux))

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Btw this isn’t a safe space for Ronnie ratpiss fans fuck you

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Do you have my notifications on 🤨

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Remember to not talk to people in falling in reverse shirts at concerts. @RonnieRadke fuck you

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

“FuLfIlLmEnT aNd SeRvIcE fEeS hElP uS bRiNg YoU a SaFe, GlObAl MaRkEtPlAcE wHeRe YoU cAn GeT tIcKeTs To YoUr FaVoRiTe EvEnTs” 🫩*swipes card*

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Som random guy in line asked to hit my vape. I’m his dad now

[Catnice 😼 @androidArt1st]

so far our predictions are:
Final Dic2m
2 Thoughts 2 Prayer
Two Rats
Werewolves
Cyberhex 2: Cybersex
Hard
Quiet: Don't Fuck (A Cactus)
571
Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any More Emo We Go And Pull A Stunt Like This 2: Bitch You Thought This Was Just A Phase

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

@elliotleemusic 🥺 fr fr on god no cap🥺 will do sorry for replying so late 💀 ive been too whimsical and silly lately

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Begging pleading down right hoping the Chicago venue for @elliotleemusic in October is so cool and so chill that that let me bring my lil vhs camcorder cause I feel so so strongly that an Elliot Lee set could look so good and so go so hard with the vhs look like imagine +

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Me rn at work cause they gave me the aux so now im playing Elliot Lee and knocked loose followed up by some waterparks then a surprise Lorna shore song

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

Insidious and it’s a vhs and it’s fire

[ceej @hidinginseams]

5sos don’t have a single song that you need to be giving a blowjob to in the pit

[wompleton @messboyslaps]

I’m a creature that turns an unbarked at group at the local market fair into barked at people at the local market fair (I rolled down my window and started barking at the old people)