RIP Tess The Mess

Living with some newmans, my Mama and 'That Man'. Diabolical. Thinking about running the country gets interrupted by numerous snoozes. When will it be Klissmas?

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Our dearest followers,

It is with great sadness that we write to inform you that the wonderful Mess we called Tess passed away on Saturday. She's buried in the garden under the shade of her favourite shrub. Brave and loyal till the end!

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Just wondering if you’ve ever seen anything more beautiful in all your life?

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Aldi ice cream bites (please bring them back!)

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Christmas shop 'til you drop 💁. Tell us what festive treat you're most looking forward to for the chance to #WIN your Christmas food shop. #AmazingAldiChristmas T&Cs apply: https://t.co/Qk7WzMu6Ff

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

@AldiUK 5

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

There's nothing better than a hot chocolate to warm you up on a cold night☕!

We've put together our favourite treats to help make your Friday night a cosy one😍! (Including @AfterEightUK !)

RT if you NEED to go home to a Hot Chocolate tonight🙋!

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Food, glorious food!

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

🎄 #COMPETITION TIME 🎄

We're giving away £100 worth of B&M vouchers PLUS an amazing Command hamper, perfect for hanging Christmas lights & decorations!

For your chance to #WIN, simply FOLLOW, RT & COMMENT 'WHAT' you would spend your vouchers on!

Competition ends 9am 10/12/18

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Snickers!

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

�� #COMPETITION TIME 🍫

We're giving away a massive FIVE chances to #WIN a Cadbury Celebrations advent calendar!

For your chance to #WIN, simply FOLLOW US, RT & COMMENT what your FAVOURITE @CadburyUK chocolate is!

Competition ends 9am 27/11/18

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Wonderful treats for the garden birds!

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

🎉B&M's BIG #Christmas COMPETITION🎉

We're giving away the SECOND of £500 worth of B&M Christmas Shopping Vouchers thanks to @CocaCola🎅!

For your chance to #WIN, simply FOLLOW us, RT & COMMENT WHAT you'd spend your vouchers on!

Comp ends 9am 3/12/18

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Christmas Chutney!

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

🖤 #COMPETITION TIME 🖤

We're getting #BlackFriday ready - to celebrate, we're giving away a BUMPER Electrical hamper!!

For your chance to #WIN, simply FOLLOW US< Rt & COMMENT what the LAST thing you bought in B&M was!

Competition ends 9am 20/11/18

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Christmas presents galore!

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

🎉B&M's BIG #Christmas COMPETITION🎉

ONE fan EVERY week until Christmas will #WIN a MASSIVE £500 worth of B&M Christmas Shopping Vouchers thanks to @CocaCola🎅!

For your chance to #WIN, simply FOLLOW us, RT & COMMENT WHAT you'd spend your vouchers on!

Comp ends 9am 26/11/18

[BBC Children in Need @BBCCiN]

Can we get a retweet for the greatest emoji in the history of emojis?

#CiN

[Noel Bruton @NoelBruton]

@TrafficWalesS You are supposed to tell us when the roads are closed. Er, what about at least 3 bridges on the Teifi, so cutting the whole county border of Carmarthenshire and Ceredigion? And you missed them. Dear oh dear. #YouHadOneJob #Wales #flooding

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

We did this yesterday. Are we allowed to do it again today?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sunday plans:
Eat biscuits
Look at rain
Tell other people to look at rain
Say “it’s still raining”
Sip of tea
Repeat

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

@AldiUK Katy Perry!

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

Hi @DunelmUK Received my delivery today but unfortunately one of the bowls in my set has some slight imperfections 😕

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

@qikipedia Well I've eaten more cheese than any of them! ❤️🧀

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Pocket-friendly skincare that works as hard as you do 💅. Like and RT for a chance to WIN this bundle. Get your new essentials online and in store now. https://t.co/F5HLxMjTns T&Cs apply: https://t.co/pVfQ5yxgEW

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

It's time for the ultimate decider. How do you pronounce Aldi?
#AldisBigQuestion

RT for Al-di
Like for All-di

[RIP Tess The Mess @MesscalledTess]

@SAMiCURE Have you done this? https://t.co/XIasuaRhQx Just for fun, of course!