meandering madly

isn't it funny how the richest man in the world can't buy a sense of humor?

[meandering madly @MessesOfMike]

my anxiety professional psychologist

🤝

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Nothing is in your control.

[Prof Michael E. Mann @MichaelEMann]

And this is why Russia and Saudi Arabia leveraged the deal:

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

Optimism
1997

[R.A.P. Ferreira (afk) @hipcatscience]

survival response. in the wild, if you fail to identify the threat, you die. this is why what bothers us influences us more.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

claim: vinny “the arson” squaducci threatened to burn down your bodega the day before it burned down

our ruling: vinny actually said that it was a lovely place you had there and that it would be a shame if something happened to it

we rate this claim: ❌FALSE

[—— @itinerantfog]

underfed, underhydrated, overstimulated. triple threat

[meandering madly @MessesOfMike]

well, complete stops cause unnecessary brake wear, officer.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How to clean a baby bat
https://t.co/AFmFqFV7id

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

My wife and I had multiple, soul-crushing miscarriages, and one still born daughter before we were able to have children. Millions of parents are desperate to have kids but simply can't. Treating people without children like they are lesser human beings is unbelievably cruel.

[meandering madly @MessesOfMike]

how nice are they to bugs and electronics

[meandering madly @MessesOfMike]

being nice to pets and waiters should be the standard, not a notable exception

[meandering madly @MessesOfMike]

people periodically tell me "you know what they say about assumptions" but i don't and i'm not sure why they think i do : (

[meandering madly @MessesOfMike]

i am considering abandoning it instead of looking around and possibly having to explain that i am a child

[meandering madly @MessesOfMike]

i was playing with my hair tie and it flew off at a concert.

[NWord Scissorhands𓂆 @Otaku_Fish]

I know youre like 17 but that exactly what happened idiot

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Elon Musk is an immigrant by the way.

[Barbara @BarbaraSutton15]

What is the difference between bombing a children’s hospital in Ukraine-and a children’s hospital in Palestine-why is one taboo and not the other?

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Number Line Branch https://t.co/FMXPxqajNO

[✨maybe: krystine✨ @kayybeene]

Bad gas travels fast in a small town @MessesOfMike @mojodubz