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[tas 🧚🏾 @suitelifeoftas]

woman who jokingly refer to their husbands as their other kid

[Lalala @Leethabx]

Just facts.

[★ machineboy ★ @Axxvplind4]

I feel so bad for this woman omg

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

high-key pisses me off the way people act like serial killers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time it's just some loser freak who hates women

[Sasha★ レム！！ @EyelidCEO]

I still believe generative AI is just a phase of humanity and people will stop using it soon and we’ll go back to normal

[eden 🌿 @pixi3babii]

niggas will be like “i’m a creative” and the creation in question will be a naked asian woman holding a gun screenprinted on a t shirt

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

I miss when "taking a class" at the community center cost $40. Now it's $380 for six sessions of yoga, pottery, or cooking. They rebranded public education as "wellness experiences" and priced out the community. Enrichment became a luxury good with namaste branding.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

The kids are not alright

[𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 🌞 @opheliamuses]

Boy moms (derogatory) when they have a daughter:

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

ngl adults stole this style from the kids…

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

AI. IS. POPULAR. BECAUSE. IT. GIVES. DUMB. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. SMART. AND UNCREATIVE. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. ARTISTIC.

[❤︎🤍Dorothy🤍❤︎ (active-ish) @dorothy_mvm]

In terms of giving your child a tablet why did a lot of these new parents completely skip over the LeapPad?

[bug girl @buggirl]

the kind of cartoonishly evil entitlement you must have to think you can just destroy OUR moon. everyone’s moon. the moon humans have looked up at and admired for thousands of years. who the fuck are you to flippantly blemish our moon forever

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

People hate when you not sheisty bc being around you makes them realize they move weird asf in most interactions they have. Everything is a 48 laws of power ass tactic to them.

[just E @redhotdisabled]

somebody bring d.a.r.e. back but for AI

[HayleyLDN @BlkNaCl]

wow whomst could have predicted the right would pivot to extreme eco-fascism the moment climate change became undeniable apart from absolutely everyone

[skates 🛼 @mongo_lassi]

ive met a number of ppl in “friendships" that are just a symbiotic dynamic between a narcissist and a kiss ass. makes for an unfortunately stable pairing too

[Paloma McClain @palomamcclain]

People are using AI to respond to all their text messages…write their vows…solve their relationship problems…you couldn’t pay me to be that big of a fucking loser