Messi vibes

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I'm going to tell Piers Morgan" meme just got its 2026 sequel 😭😭😂

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The player who completed football 🐐🇦🇷.

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This manchild literally said before Wales:

“Whatever the coach needs from me… playing, coming off, coming on, or even not playing at all.”

Ramos starts. Ramos scores the winner. Ronaldo sits 90 minutes.

Now there’s an emergency meeting.

Florentino was right 😭

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auto translate on X is undefeated 😭. Portuguese twitter cooking homelander in 4K 😭😂

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They swapped Messi’s numbers onto Ronaldo and still wrote “mind the gap.” 😭

Fake stats is how they keep the “debate” alive. 😭😂

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SIUU is a celebration.
When you actually ask NFL players who’s the GOAT, the majority says Messi 🐐🇦🇷.

That's the real flex.

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Same people who call the Super Cup and Copa del Rey “Mickey Mouse” trophies are now flexing the Nations League 😭😂

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This is how Messi gave Cristiano Ronaldo a head start in free-kick goals.

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"Messi is never going to achieve this"

An entire country that isn’t even Argentina was literally losing their minds for him 😂 .

This is the definition of owning the streets 🐐🔥

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Cristiano Ronaldo after the final whistle in Oslo 😭 .

Unused for 90 minutes, then walked down the tunnel while the rest of the team thanked the fans who travelled.

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🚨 BREAKING: Messi now has 76 official free-kick goals.

2 away from Marcelinho Carioca’s record of 78 🐐🔥 .

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Omg! What a goal by Messi 🔥🐐.

His 76 free kick career goal.

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This must be sarcasm 😭

Jesus had him warming up after the 2-1 then sat him back down after Ramos’ second of the night was disallowed 😭

Imagine the scenes if this was Messi not trusted in a tight game 😭 😭

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This would carry more weight if he actually carried Portugal at the World Cup instead of doing it in the tournament that replaced friendlies, where teams rotate half the squad all year and never treat it like a proper one-month tournament.

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Same year BTW.
60 seconds vs a lifetime.

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You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.

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This is how Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho’s Real Madrid were trying to stop the corruption 😭😂

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"Faces of football” until the clip loads
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Portugal players trying to get Cristiano Ronaldo to 1000 in big 2026 😭

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🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo with another big chance missed vs Wales 😭