Messi is killing me man, he just randomly showed up at Camp Nou without telling anyone or making noise, the other guy would’ve brought a whole media team to make a mini documentary 😭
“So you made $160 MILLION in your NBA career?”
“Yes, Dave”
“And you are now facing a federal indictment for rigging a game to make $200k…”
“That’s correct, Dave”
Ooo look at me I’m Timmy chalamet I’m one of the best actors of my generation, I’m Lisan Al gaib, I’m dating and getting my belly rubbed by kylie Jenner, oooo I’m so cool (this mf is so cool)