messista

Graduation,Masters,Higher studies = Unemployment

[Lon💫 @SheSoClassssy]

Sucking dick is fun especially if you like the nigga

[kayla 🎀 @eepybunnykayla]

bf tht pulls my panties to the side while im asleep n takes advantage jus cause hes h0rny n cant help himself ..

[Profesor Frink @subsidiado89]

Messi alteró la percepción del tiempo en todos nosotros. Hoy se nos caen 20 años encima de golpe.

[mommiana @mommiana5]

I can’t do girls night in lingerie cause now somebody gotta eat my pussc

[Oli @only_alioli]

noooo pls don’t send me a video of u moaning and cummiiiiing noooo don’t do thattttt

[TK @TeaKupps]

These guys think turning up at every international tournament and embarrassing yourself counts as longevity

[🦂 @mrelikesosa]

i like making her pull her own panties to the side for me as consent

[jules @webshootrs]

we need to talk more about how mysterio was literally about to blow a 16 year old’s brains out. bro was EVIL evil 😭

[FCB Eleanor 🕊️ @on_target_fc]

Lewandowski before his final match with Barca sitting alone in the team bus after everyone exited 💔

[Momzie ⁴ @Momelezi13_]

Limping at the Airport, ya Allah

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Being able to laugh during sex without killing the mood is elite chemistry.

[NEREA @bynereaok]

Mi sobrino de 16 me dijo:
"El próximo mundial lo ganamos aunque no esté Messi" jjkja
Ellos todavía no entienden

[Alex ☭ @sinusitiis]

the last time someone slapped me hard enough during sex it fixed my brain 4 at least a week

[maybe the clit is supposed to find you. @theclitisfake]

lol i ate her pussy everyday for a weak straight, she even peed on me a few times. there’s going back like mad lol 😭😔

[LZ @lezico8]

I genuinely think Messi carrying that 2026 Argentina team to the final is one of the greatest achievements of his career.

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

jerked off to my thoughts instead of porn

[Mastivo @Mastivo_]

nsfw accs funny as fuck u can't be that horny all the time dawg

[Joey👽 @FCBJoeyy]

Just look at all that space the “Saudi League defenders” gave Gordon to score this goal😭

[BR0TD🕊 @bronthedouble]

This shit took me back to 2018 man🥹