Nicole Chmura

Firm believer that dancing is always an option💃🏼 On a mission to create laughs & light⚡️ Boldly taking on life👊🏽 Sometimes witty🤷🏼‍♀️ Dog mom of 3🐶

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Honestly, my biggest flex of 2022 is that I successfully planned my ENTIRE 30th birthday trip with 7 women from all over the country to a city none of us live in… WITHOUT A SINGLE GROUP CHAT. Not all heroes wear capes.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Only marrying someone if they take care of me the way that I take care of my dogs.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

The @BuffaloBills being on bye week is really doing wonders for my productivity today 😂 #BillsMafia

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

The 3 second clip of Daemon saying “say it” left me more satisfied than any real man ever has. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Men are seriously surprised that a generation of women raised on That Don’t Impress Me Much by @ShaniaTwain …aren’t impressed by much? They shoulda seen this coming. Not my fault y’all didn’t plan accordingly. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

I should be able to add my dogs to my insurance plan at work and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

As someone who feels the need to read the book before the movie comes out, I find it disrespectful that @Zendaya chose to do a movie whose book is 617 pages long. 😂🙃😅 #DuneMovie #Dune

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

@Zendaya really had to decide to be in a movie whose book is 617 pages long? This is some bs 🙃😅 #DuneMovie #Dune

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Do you have a note on your phone titled “Mental Realizations” or are you normal?

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Your small, daily habits will mean so much more in the long term than any one success or setback will.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Normalize men calling out other men for creepy and rude behavior at the gym.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

New dating requirement: If you can’t talk about my period like a grown up, you don’t get to go near my vagina.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Me: Feels bad for leaving the dogs 2 days in a row for a beach day.

Also me: Has spent almost all day, every day of the last 15 months exclusively at home with the dogs.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

New level of adulthood unlocked: I have an email chain with my aunt. There are no words, only pictures of our plants.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Y’all… who picked @JeffProbst shirt for the season 7 reunion? I can’t remember—was this actually the style at the time?

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Me: I could totally win @survivorcbs

Also me: Why is renewing my passport such a process right now?

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Something young me NEVER thought 28 year old me would EVER be concerned about.... caterpillars. Aka garden monsters.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

When @kellyclarkson said, “my heartbeat beats me senselessly; why’s everything gotta be so intense with me?” ...I felt that.

[Nicole Chmura @messy_magic]

Do people who drive white unmarked vans realize how anxiety inducing they are for most women or nah?