Sean W

i'm a nachos kind of dad

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

to anyone who says Carhartt has been ruined by hipsters; it has been a streetwear brand since before you were old enough to be racist.

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

it saddened me to realize that JCVD came out shortly after the demise of HDDVD. i feel like JCVDHDDVD coulda saved the format

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

@zachswhite reality is good and bad glued together...poorly. nothing means anything. truth is an illusion. let's go watch TV

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

politicos keep using the phrase "the masses" but all I can think is "them asses".

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

yo sassyfrASSes! stop being lame and come deep throat some karaoke @JackpotMusic TONIGHT!!

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

@heartlocalmusic fav @JackpotMusic show? tie between Wolf Eyes show and Genghis Tron + Yip Yip + Black Cobras.

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

I'm over chips & salsa, I'm on cookies now.

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

everybody dyes 2k12 http://t.co/sNOxZAjc

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

"sometimes you gotta tickle the poop out"

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

You say "Jump," I say "How high are you on pot? I am the boss of my jumping. Go to rehab."

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

the best part of this show was when he stopped playing guitar and started playing nunchucks

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

just realized that my level 61 argonian assassin was deleted from my save files... I don't know how to feel feelings anymore.

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

i forgot my phone at home this morning and it feels like i am suffering from phantom limb. that's depressing.

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

where do I get one of those light-saber dildos??
#axeonenightonly

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

the most effective method to quit smoking? kill yourself. statistics don't lie bro.

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

"Neil Young is great, but you guys are boring. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette" -my stepmom

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

"i don't even understand how that baby can draw penises"

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

@natebunnyfield the shape of the plastic bag isn't conducive to filing the oreo's into my mouth...or breathing.

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

hmm. I need to find a way to get Oreo's
out of the bag AND into my mouth without using hands...

[Sean W @messyerfaceup]

don't rub it. be a man