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sometimes funny, always goofy

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nora ephron in heartburn

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longtime no tweet. my job is looking for a cw/ad team. lmk if y'all wanna throw your hat in the ring or know anyone that knows someone<3 okay byeeeeeee!

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love that i have come out of twitter retirement exclusively to engage in the ronan farrow paternity discourse

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@dannyzlo @kaekaecurtis maybe not a cell phone but i had an "hd" camcorder in 2006 that was intended for vertical shots

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@Lucia_Flevares @GiancarloSopo @theashleyray Ronan has been pretty adamant that he does not consider his father...

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a horror franchise where the plot is basically that gay people are bad at driving

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A24 is reportedly searching for “action and big IP projects” in an effort to “to expand into more commercial films.”

(https://t.co/N8cNWmOEJe)

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@Princez2593 @solibearity860 @TRVLtruth @DEADLINE they’re a wga production therefore they are scabbing and it is wrong

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@khiaender @josesuxx you’re all good! i think that’s a good idea. i wonder if that’s something she’d ever consider

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@itsmattfred toni collette's "i am your mother!"

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i maxxinista’d all my credit cards

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@ChiThukral it’s like he’s doing it for sport, he even sent the repair guy here at 7 am!!! 😭

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my property manager came four hours ago and told me my a/c is working fine

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learning that the weeknd worked at american apparel in 2010 makes so much sense in the worst way possible

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fredericksburg posting

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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depotted my lipstick, what’s everyone else up to

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hey man, can i hit your jool?

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where was the nyt article for “girl kibble?”

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Welcome to “girl dinner.”

Women across TikTok are showing off their suppers — snack plates made by one person, for the consumption and enjoyment of one person. They're akin to an aesthetically pleasing Lunchable. https://t.co/mWgl5rPy22

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every girlie has a moment where they’re like “wait… am i attracted to losers?”