Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷

I'm a mom and I’m a mess.

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

What do you do with cold coffee? ☕️

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

If you are an avid follower, you may be biting your nails in anticipation. Who is this Messy Mama? https://t.co/mZOhz1xmPh

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

Stop making excuses; stop waiting for it to pass, or get better. If you are scared now, you are going to be scared tomorrow? https://t.co/nkY2exkjRt

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

Evicting Negative Voices and Building Boundaries

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[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

Grab a cup of coffee, take a seat, and let’s discuss Slapping Toddlers and the 5 Stages of Parent Guilt, on this edition of Morning Coffee Thoughts.  https://t.co/b1YSwPovO9

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

New Post https://t.co/QnvYMsWR9T

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

I’m still looking for fun fall activities for a one year old.

Send me your ideas!

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[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

Kid: Sleeps like shit

Mom: Doesn’t sleep

Kid: Sleeps great

Mom: Checks on kid 1,000 times to make sure she/he is still breathing.
*Still doesn’t sleep

Forever and ever until we die...

#MomLife

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

@HousewifeHustle Love this!! Love you!

[Kathleen @sweatsntopknots]

The only acceptable noise in the morning is that of fresh coffee beans being ground.

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

@dad_on_my_feet This is so true! People like this can recharge our energy. Love this! ❤️

[Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet]

I work with a guy who is irrepressibly positive

He listens, is thoughtful, and brings infectious energy.

It’s easy to vent about the people who bring us down

But we forget those who lift us UP.

I hope you have people like this in YOUR life

They make life worth living.🙏🏻

[Meg Dre @itsmegdre]

Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.

[Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues]

Confession: I avoid using affect/effect while texting and DMing because I never remember which is which.

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

@momsense_ensues True that!

[John Cena @SohnCena]

Wife: how was potty training today?

Me: he went in the toilet.

Wife: that’s amazing!

Me: *pulling toddler out of the toilet* not really.

[Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM]

Had a dream in which Olivia Benson saved the Teen Titans from a sex trafficking ring.

It’s possible kiddo and I watch too much TV.

[Messy Mama ❤️☕️🍷 @messymama18]

@SnarkyMommy78 I feel this so hard!