Messymommy

I know very little about a lot of things.

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

Pray for us. We have lost the firestick remote-kids are stuck watching broadcast television, Specifically this old house. #amazonfirestick #firestick #FirstWorldProblems #nocable

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

Yay. I submitted-after 6 year hiatus. Hopefully I can keep up a chapter a week. #writing #writingsmut #eroticromance #writingcommmunity

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

My dreams are so mundane I forget what’s reality and a dream. Like did I really find the adapter for the back massager, or was that a dream? 🤔#dreams #wheresthecord

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

Just got drawn into a community meeting for the park district and the city. I colored and doodled the whole time. Why do people let me adult? #Wilmington #weneedasplashpad #AdultingAndStuff #wilmo

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

And now I’m awake and on Twitter. #cantsleep #330am

[NPR @NPR]

Napoleon Jinnies and Quinton Peron are making history tonight as the first male cheerleaders in the history of the NFL to perform at the Super Bowl. "I think we bring a different energy," Peron says.
https://t.co/ZB04hTa5xm

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

Kim from #catwalk definitely got her BS (Bachelors in Shade) #netflix #donttouchmycat #hairball

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

I wanted GOT to come back but not like this!! Beware the white walkers!#wintercame #winteriscoming #GOT #whitewalker #chicago #winter #ArcticBlast

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

After months of mild concern looking under beds and inside drawers, I have my @fitbit back-location-inside my kid’s toy box. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️#Fitbit #workout #noexcuses #snowday #getitgirl

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

It’s never too late to learn something new. #nursingschool #flirtythirtyandthriving #ijustwantowrite

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

@GoldeniAngel Lol yes!! They can say “Stop making me choose one ethnicity on forms”

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

@GoldeniAngel We straddle some weird line. I think we’re in our own group. I don’t know Tagalog, but I don’t have typical Caucasian characteristics. I have benefited from a grant during college bc I’m 1/2 but I’m not really adding any diversity. Lol.

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

I don’t think he knows what #GLOBAL means. The US isn’t the only country on the planet 🌎 🌍 🌏 #whereisthelove #weatherisntclimate

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Video showing a group of high school boys, many wearing "Make America Great Again" gear, surrounding and jeering a Native American elder at the Indigenous Peoples March in Washington, is drawing widespread condemnation https://t.co/rH2OJgAc45

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Check out the exclusive #NancyDrew trailer debut right here. I can't wait for this.

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

St. John the Baptist Catholic High School signing a card-(yes, really) saying I’d save myself till marriage. 😂😂🤣😂😅who you kidding?! I should have used it like a punch card. #abstinancedoesntwork #StLouisCity #ExposeChristianSchools

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

@HBO

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

#tidyingupwithmariekondo so treat my drawer like a bento 🍱 box. Got it 😉

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

#tidyingupwithmariekondo 1st episode has a daughter who uses the term “boobie” for breastfeeding. I am not alone!! Wonder is she does that in a quiet grocery store line too? 🤔

[Messymommy @messymommy2]

Marie Kondo can organize clutter, but has she tried doing it after watching Toy Story 3. #netflix #konmarimethod