Morgan

I’m the ghost with the most babe

[Proff @asktheproff]

My fall plans. The Delta variant

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I give up. You're on your own. Good luck.

[no. @insuIting]

The audacity

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Hey um does anybody know what’s gonna happen

[not trin @unknowntrin]

i’m gonna be a problem today

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yeah, that was when i felt joy for the only time in my adult life

[🛸 @SpliffMeister]

them sex flashbacks hit like crazy man

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed

[angel baby @unwh0retunate]

growth is realizing your plan of becoming a stripper won’t work because you have absolutely no upper body strength or stamina

[Geraint Evans is: AuDHD @GeraintWorks]

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

fr

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

Our parents taught us to push through anything no matter what we’re dealing with which is why we’re all high functioning depressives with anxiety 🥴🥴🥴

[Morgan @messymorgan_]

Should’ve put him in the unemployment office last year

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

hang on! I'll transfer your call!