eggie🫂🫧

23, i like cartoon horses and goofy scribbles. minors beware of boobs

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

i am changing my bio so i think ill make a thread with all my bios across the years to come

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

כדי שאבא שלי יוכל לענות לשיחות של אלכס צנרת והמאהבת שלו מזתומרת

[אדריכל @christopffha]

זוכרים את הטלפון הזה שהיה מותקן ברכבים? למה היה אותו בעצם?

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

@Callmekermit33 לפרוטוקול זה כנראה לטובה והן יכולות להמשיך בחיים המשעממים שלהן במקום. תמצאי את האחת יום אחר

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

@Callmekermit33 תנחומיי אבל יש מצב שהן הפסיקו להימשך אלייך אחרי הדייט🫠

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

WRONG!!!!! my friends parents thought i was her gay girlfriend bcuz i was dressing up like a millennial butch and never shaved my legs. she literally had a known boyfriend at the time too. her dad avoided me like the plague

[julia(n) ⚢ @galanon1m]

parents literally never suspect their daughers of lesbianism though just like you and your best friend aren't really getting lesbian allegations due to the patriarchy

[sonso Rock Lee's REAL PARENT⚢ @yurioflesbos]

I think about this illustration all thr time

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

who got the $waggot discography google drive doc??????

[MakeSweet @mkswt]

Work on the late 2026 gif continues.
Got these concept options back from the design team.
Last year's shown for reference. Any clear winner?

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

walter

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

stupid discourse on feed 2day
LoK season 2 is bad actually

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

he didnt even deserve that encouragement btw he was such an ass. worst experience ever

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

funny story had a rly bad experience with this one guy and he came exactly like this and ive NEVER seen this b4 so i asked him if this is how it always is and he said yes and didnt even know this wasnt normal. googled it and told him he might be infertile. he said hed rather die

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

i was like "oh.. omg no but it also says here some guys just cum like that!!! so its ok!!!" and awkwardly tried to move on

[Fleipe Dp dPoi Ofcial @FelipeDiPoi]

Performative Reading

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

gonna be honest this one got yo me bcuz i love the hebrew language and i dont like ppl in the replies shitting on it for basically no real reason. imaging shitting on a language for existing next to some bad ppl lol... and yet we all talk american english on this site

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

i dont do this discourse usually but this isnt true and u can literally click any of the hebrew replies in the original post and they translate just fine. the translate button is having a hard time bcuz the use of mixed languages in the post. its a very odd attack for no reason

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Elong shut off translation for Hebrew so we can’t see their Mein Kampf excerpts they caption their posts with

[eggie🫂🫧 @messyomelette]

...

[Keegan the Animator @KiwisBurntToast]

Jucika Receives Love Letters

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

16 years since i met this loser!!!