Neil Murray

Just need a bigger stove, then I'll cook the world.

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Who said @Channel9 don’t do irony? Married at First Sight to be followed by Under Investigation.

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Cricket as philosophy. The use of DRS means you can be both out and not out simultaneously. #schroedingerscat

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I follow @essendonfc and the @wallabies. It’s been a rough decade.

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Blah, blah, blah

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Hi @barhamdave & @essendonfc, off to a shaky start, perhaps draw a deep breath and don’t do another thing, including any more sackings until the external review is completed. For all our sakes.

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@dontattempt Someone needs some pi

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Picked incorrectly twice on the @TheVoiceAU Generations. By not picking the winner, I clearly am 🤣

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@eatnik You made me look it up. There’s a chef’s account I follow and that describes it perfectly.

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@danivalent Oh to hear them singing Ein Prosit again, I wish him every success.

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The flying insect that gives me the irates above all, despite its tiny size, the vinegar fly. #nasty #annoying #nowdead

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@andrewbogut So, no happy ending?

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@ScottMorrisonMP So on the day French President Macron announces he wants to “piss off” the unvaccinated, ScoMo shows him how it’s done 😂

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Kind of understand now why England rested Broad & Anderson, this Australian innings is going on & on #tiring #AUSvENG

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@MurraysWhoTweet

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Just heard on 9 news that GWS’ McCartney was refusing to take phone calls from @essendonfc re Hill trade. He doesn’t have to like us, but he does have a duty to act professionally.

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On balance, I’d rather receive spam messages from Craig Kelly than have to watch his inane ads on the tv every 5 minutes.

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Emma McKeon, on the right, in the closest dead heat I’ve ever seen.

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@danivalent The walking dead

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@PrahranMarket Thanks 🙏