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Vicious.

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Siri is a slut.

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Yoga pants are push-up bras for asses.

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#vicious

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Follow this dood. @ezrahaynes

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Get laid tonight. #happynewyear

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This will make you yawn and then you'll RT this.

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#deftones

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Everything can be eaten with a tortilla.

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#buttsex

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#turnupthelove

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Here's to that bitch with the perm.

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If there's one thing I hate, it's "I'm a strong woman" music.

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Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

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Friends don't let friends listen to 2pac.

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I intend to live forever, so far so good.

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Live a little. Catch some AIDS.

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See ya later alligator. After a while fuck you.

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You are magic.

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"Does this make me look fat?" - "No, your fat makes you look fat".

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You're crazy, but not russian crazy.