MetaPR

Faceb-- err... META has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. PARODY.

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

Here's Mark out on the town in the #Metaverse having the time of his life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too. #Meta #BFFs

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

We chose a constantly shifting rubber band as the new logo for #Meta because it best represents our moral and ethical stance. #Metaverse #Facebook

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

Why go surfing in reality when you can go surfing in virtual reality? Hard to believe this isn't a photo from real life! #OMG #MindblowingGraphics #Metaverse #VR

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

Rebranding from #Facebook to #Meta is not an attempt to remove negative associations around Facebook from the internet.

We've already paid Google a bunch of money to do that for us.

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

@FWGMills Hold on a second, writing this down.

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

Announcing #Meta — the Facebook company’s new name. Meta is helping to build the metaverse, a place where we’ll play and connect in 3D!

(Please do not point out to Mark that real life is *also* in 3D, he already fired Marcia in accounting for saying this.)

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

The metaverse is the next evolution of social connection. You’ll be able to socialize, learn, collaborate and play - all without having to leave your home and make actual social connections with real human beings!

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

We've been fielding lots of questions about whether or not Mark Zuckerberg is a robot. These questions are HURTFUL and OFFENSIVE.

He is OBVIOUSLY a synthetic intelligence android-lifeform.

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

Rest assured, our decision to change the company's name from #Facebook to #Meta does NOT mean we'll be changing who we are or how we operate.

We're the same shadowy, morally dubious tech company we've always been.

But hey, new name! #Metaverse

[MetaPR @meta_PR1]

To reflect who we are and what we're trying to build, our company is now Meta. Our mission remains the same - to bring people together... by letting them share whatever weird conspiracy theories they found on that obscure chat forum they spend all day on. #Meta #Metaverse