Bret

he/him
PNW

[Bret @metabret]

People who pick just one pro wrestling company to like are so weird to me.

[Bret @metabret]

@PatMcAfeeShow @brucebrahn @kurt13warner @SteveSmithSr89 @danorlovsky7 What move(s) do the Seahawks need to make, in draft or free agency, to be contenders in the NFC West?
#AskTheProgrum

[Bret @metabret]

Manifesting a @Mariners win for my birthday today 🙏

[Bret @metabret]

@WrestleOps Bayley vs. Iyo should be main eventing one of those nights.

[Bret @metabret]

@TheRock @WWE @TKOGrp Meiko Satomura is gonna be on Raw????

[Bret @metabret]

@Fightful I respect the hustle of turning a quote tweet into a whole ass article.

[Bret @metabret]

@WWE Isn't Meiko Satomura actually the Final Boss?

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Vince Russo not understanding the value of emotional investment is impossibly on brand

[Bret @metabret]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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[Bret @metabret]

@3xzplicit @CeeHawk I didn't realize that made the Rock not a Black man.

[Bret @metabret]

@CeeHawk "Freakin Nightmare" is what a 12 year old with a buzz cut and a NO FEAR shirt calls himself.

[Bret @metabret]

@PatMcAfeeShow Good.

Good.

[ok, @kokokokokokoaa]

Pornhub banned, TikTok banned, the baconator meal cost $15. This the shit they were talking about in revelations

[Bret @metabret]

@SeanRossSapp Oh shit maybe he got dosed by the gay frog chemicals.

[Bret @metabret]

@Bwagz Thanks for not going to the Rams this time.

[Bret @metabret]

@NFL @RapSheet They got themselves a QB who can beat the Eagles.

[Bret @metabret]

Logically I know that Daylight Savings is stupid and we should stop doing it but as someone who works overnight shifts I can't even begin to describe the joy I felt when I realized we sprung forward.

[Bret @metabret]

@bubbagumpino When that guy yelled "Do us a favor and retire"

I felt that.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

The 'DRAGON BALL' franchise (1984-Present)

▪️ 260M+ manga volumes sold
▪️ 5 television series
▪️ 21 films
▪️ 100+ video games
▪️ Countless memories

Akira Toriyama will be missed ❤️

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

RIP Akira Toriyama. you were so good at drawing fits man. the best to ever do it