sweet William (e/jerk)

I am my own porter

Beef and Liberty

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

Things Fox News boomers and QAnon schizos were right about

1. The left are communists that want to destroy the country and love crime
2. The climate movement is fake and just wants to make you a feudal serf in a commie superstate
3. Pedophiles elites are real

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Unreleasable.

I never wanted to see a Jonah Hill feature more or at all

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

Jonah Hill’s CUT OFF, co-starring Kristen Wiig, has been deemed “unreleasable” (via @MattBelloni)

The film was originally supposed to come out this summer before Warner Bros quickly pulled it off its release calendar.

https://t.co/yuuasr4gp8

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

That's quite a leap

[Ronen▼ @RonenV]

It's wild how china making fentanyl has caused a significant shift in the style of popular music due to people not dancing at parties anymore due to people in cities not doing cocaine anymore due to fentanyl cut overdoses

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

I think I asked about this before, but aren't macadamia nuts more expensive than beef?

[Jack @Jackkk]

Mark Zuckerberg reveals he's feeding his cows beer and macadamia nuts

“On the ranch, one of my projects is I'm trying to create the highest quality beef in the world”

“It's very low stakes, I’m not selling it but I'm very into the genetics of the cattle. We're trying to figure out how do you make it so that you basically can deliver the highest density diet to them”

“We started growing macadamia trees because that kind of nut is extremely dense and they will eat a lot so they will put on weight and become fat quicker and become delicious”

“The macadamia nuts have a lot of oil so you need to actually roast that. So now we need to design this whole process to roast the nuts so that way you can give them to the cows”

“You want them to eat more. So then it's like how do you get them to eat more? Well it turns out alcohol is great for that because alcohol induces appetite”

“That's actually why very high-end beef, they're fed beer. But okay, what's the right balance of beer versus water? I don't know. Let's let them choose. They get either as much cold beer as they want or as much room temperature water”

“So now we're brewing all this beer and we're putting it out”

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

@daveweigel The fellow who is yelling at Scott Wiener about Gaza has an interesting profession. One of the things he does is he teaches people how to masturbate better.

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Only way to get the game to 100% complete

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY

[Brian Lui @brianluidog]

Ok, I'm exercising good judgement and not posting this

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

They arresting soyjaks bro you might as well self deport at this point

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Now I want to know if this is actually true. Could you, let's say, deduce the value of g from a poop emoji?

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

You think?

[Stefan Schubert @StefanFSchubert]

I think successionism is unpopular among voters and politicians

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Read Stalin? Even Stalin didn't read ghostwritten slop published under his name

[Ilektra Mercury 🌟 @wokestalinism]

Read Marx. Read Engels. Read Lenin. Read Stalin. Please, I’m begging you, just read the theory.

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Should've done that actor thing and gained 100 lbs for a project

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lizzo’s new album, ‘B*TCH’ sold 2,649 copies in its first week.

It dropped to 650 copies in its second week, per Luminate.

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

I always thought this was the considered opinion of philosophers, and was surprised people outside philosophy took him seriously

[U n i m a x x e r @unirespecter]

Karl Popper was a retard

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Britons ordered to remove air conditioning from homes in 40C heat under Net Zero crackdown

https://t.co/mfU6pLEtUP

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Had no idea ther was a conspiracy theory that Przewalsky was Stalin's real father

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

Yes. YES

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Hegel wrote about this. Or something else entirely. Nobody seems to know

[Andy Ayrey @AndyAyrey]

i made a fork of english that is relation-first rather than object-first.

in my testing, it made LLMs weirdly good at reasoning about dynamic systems like quantum stuff, relationships, conflict, etc.

might be nothing, might be something. try it out?

https://t.co/Fbr0Lq6TDg

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Great theory, but I'd like to see him put it to a test

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anthony Fantano calls himself "the most relevant and impactful music critic” in response to Halsey (via Variety):

“I don’t have to prove my track record to Halsey. I have been the most relevant and impactful music critic of my — and any — generation for over 10 years now. You can’t really debate that. There’s no music critic bigger than me who’s had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die tomorrow, nobody’s going to outdo that run.”

(https://t.co/xltK60rKap)

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Schopenhauer? Marcus Aurelius?. I was way more tamaged than that. I was reading like Baudrillard and Bataille. Would not recommend tho

[Pyrate @CEOLandshark]

Reading philosophy during their teenage years truly always is for the cucked. Very sad when this happens. No one benefits from it, some survive, most are just damaged.

"Ooh I read a ton of philosophy when I was 15 and it helped!!!" - then you ask what they've read and they reply with something like Schopenhauer or Marcus Aurelius.. Dude come on.

Imo the teenage years are the best for reading some solid fiction books (make sure you don't lose yourself in it though) - your mind is still malleable, even like a sponge, to try to understand the world through an identity lense, so even mythopoetic stuff work very well.

Best thing is to read biographies and topics of your interest. It's great if you read stuff you can't even understand, but are ready to not give up and wrestle with it. Following what's interesting (to you) will never not lead to an amazing, unique place. Never seen it not happen. Normiesteins always follow the rules and do the expected and that's how they lose.

[sweet William (e/jerk) @metagon157]

Mike and Molly reunion
!!!

[Marathon Pundit @Marathonpundit]

Yes, credit goes to @Axios Chicago for having the audacity report that Barack Obama’s pals, former Weather Underground terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, attended the invitation-only VIP opening of the Obama Presidential Center last Thursday.