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Microdosing the will to live

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@jacobdotgov No way a team with David Njoku (of Cleveland Browns fame) has a terrible offense

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@jacobdotgov Herbert for Dillon Gabriel straight up. Oregon swap

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@ettingermentum DNC FC

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I assumed there was security that prevented you from touching the money like that

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

WHITE HOUSE PREPARING PLAN FOR 90-DAY DIESEL EXPORTS BAN

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@tezah__ They get hit in the head for a living. You can’t be too hard on them

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@jacobdotgov There’s only one good LaFleur and he’s in Arizona

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@0ddette That one would have been a casualty

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@jacobdotgov He will start four games for the browns in 2028

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@notbuaydubz Sometimes you lose a silly one

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He who laughs poorest, laughs best

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

Author of bestselling book ‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’ is in $1.2 billion debt

https://t.co/4xG7JtTsz8

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@extramicrowave @doulbedoink Wait till they sign Ohtani at TE

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@extramicrowave Both inspired teams to give up on Darnold

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@jacobdotgov I’m sure nothing hilarious will happen with the QB they take next year. I have faith in them

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@jacobdotgov That's an extra 3 inches of height. Savvy move from the vet

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@jacobdotgov Underestimate the cranberry sauce lobby at your own peril

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@jacobdotgov 20% margin of error in 2026 polling

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@jacobdotgov Prenatal Tylenol has destroyed this league

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@jacobdotgov There were 3 QBs from the 2024 draft in the playoffs last year and 2 from 2023 lol

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@extramicrowave Brosmentum

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@Srirachachau Ring doorbell sales boom as residents fear Ike "The Spike"