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metal gear solid, ufc, making amazing and awesome tweets, changing my icon every five seconds

[L @metalgears12]

i’ll block a biphobe on yahoo

[L @metalgears12]

@taobebien for 2 years

[L @metalgears12]

i was playing METAL GEAR SOLID

[awta🦦 @AwtaLOL]

JOB INTERVIEW:
"Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?"

Most candidates say:
"I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps."

THE WINNING ANSWER:

[L @metalgears12]

these dogs look like justin gaethje

[L @metalgears12]

i have celiac

[L @metalgears12]

i brought a bread to a butter fight

[L @metalgears12]

get it bread and butter ha ha

[L @metalgears12]

Noice

[hani @crucifynisis]

when you like a song too much you play it on loop 50 times

[L @metalgears12]

i brought a knife to a knife fight

[Losing it @prophethusband]

(Texting friend a pic of the fattest guy I’ve ever seen) Your dad lol
[no response for 2min]
just playing Lol not your dad
[no response for 5min]
I am so sorry. Your father has a Lion’s heart. He raised a champion

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I named my stupid ugly son Bisexual Jones and now he doesn't talk to me.

[L @metalgears12]

what if we all

[L @metalgears12]

major ocelot…..?

[butch solid snake @aphotism]

Lady luck

[L @metalgears12]

wip of the ocelot man #mgs

[L @metalgears12]

summer time means my work is scheduled around my tanning schedule

[L @metalgears12]

well, more specifically, they are marsupials (as are opossum) :3 opossum are the only marsupials native to north america. sugar gliders are native to australia, new guinea, and indonesia. they like tropical and cool-temp forests. follow me for fun facts

[L @metalgears12]

@milktst We should cancel him for this

[L @metalgears12]

girls like it when i hit the action button 😏