supermassive sandman

eFester & proud South Uister...the thoughts expressed are intended to cause laughter and mirth & are completely my own not any other organizations

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@StuartYeah Glad you think so, ma kilts a different colour to the start of the game 😉🤣

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We’re utter pish in this second half and I’m shiting it we’re gunnae concede

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OMG, Calmac 🤯. The state of the service for South Uist is beyond a joke 😭

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@jj_bull “Cammy Devlin is like a Scottish Tasmanian devil”…or maybe just a Tasmanian devil seeing as he’s Australian which Tasmania is a part of? 🤣

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@loubs06 Ahh do they? Didnae think they would do Sundays. What happened to our day of rest? 🤣

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My uist people, do Logan Air fly Glasgow to Benbecula every day Mon to Sat?

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That feeling when you’re in a bar and it’s clear the staff have curated the playlist to their taste

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Fucking mental how the US is acting over Greenland, pure fucking mental.

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I can see the middle age spread after this festive period. Dry Jan ahead and hopefully the weight drops off without too much struggle 😬

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@nocontextfm1 Hope you kept the receipt 😜

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@90sWWE Oh god that’s me 🤣

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@SweeperPod This is why I ❤️ Polish football! The fact that Lechia Gdańsk are out of the relegation places after being docked points as well is outstanding. Btw, managed by John Carver! 🤯

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OMG I never noticed the similarities between the opening of Meatloaf ‘Bat out of Hell’ and @robbiewilliams ‘Let Me Entertain You’ before

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I will die on this hill but @PearlJam cover of Wayne Cochran ‘Last Kiss’ is the unicorn of a cover being better than the original

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The elation of last night is starting to wear off and wish the folks not around anymore we’re here to converse about the events #noscotlandnoparty #wellbecoming26

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@OmegaLuke “Hours”? Minutes surely? 😉x

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@FlyingScotFM The man who was robbed of the Ballon D’Or, Big Scotty T! What a season the man had last year 🙌

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@RdfTactics Just wait for screenshots of you turning clubs down when we all try and sign you 🤣

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I’ve always felt sorry for the other guys in the band as for anyone who grew up in the noughties Lostprophets were seminal, they were a step away from headlining Reading/Leeds and the first 4 albums were bangers

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Fully grown men in name and numbered football shirts, tragic. Just get a plain strip lads mon 🤣