Dana Parenteau

Qu'est-ce que fuck?!

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@MarioNawfal "A patient over 65 with underlying conditions." That's honest post-Covid reporting! Thank you Mario 👌

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time.

I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won.

To have my children see me stand toe to toe and finish 8 rounds with a talented fighter half my age in front of a packed Dallas Cowboy stadium is an experience that no man has the right to ask for. Thank you 🙏

#PaulTyson

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel,

It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor.

That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative.
But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated.

But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch.

Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH!

You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all.
If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole.

Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety.

I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind.

So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.”

No, Sir!

The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford.

And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed.

Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming.

I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans.

Respectfully,
Rob Schneider

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@PapiTrumpo M

[Nikolas Ferreira @nikolas_dm]

This was my speech at United Nations Headquarters, where I had the oportunity to tell to the world what is actually happening in Brazil. Since then, the “justice” has ordered an investigation against me, the most voted deputy of the country, only for saying that Lula is a corrupt who should be in jail.

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@marina_chuck @TheBabylonBee Even made the Babylon Bee! Their most clever article yet 😂

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@DrEliDavid Five shots in three years? I can do five shots in 3 seconds! 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@RubinReport I need off this planet. I don't mean kill myself. I mean talk to Elon and see if I can die on the way to Mars instead!

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@artiequitter Love you Artie in a non.... Well maybe slight faget way brutha!

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@nachosarah Your boobies can cure this pandemic. I volunteer myself as the first patient

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@nachosarah As a George Carlin fan, I silently hope everything gets far worse. In a positive way....

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@nachosarah Done and done

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@tommychong He looks like he needs a puff of Chong's Choice

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@artiequitter You're not just a baby gorilla anymore. You sir, are a full grown adult gorilla! Love ya!

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@nachosarah You drive a hard bargain

[Dana Parenteau @metalsamurai333]

@artiequitter Fuck I miss those exchanges Artie! Ha ha #RIPerictheactor