craig turnock

Aspirational perpetrator of rhyme and punishment

[craig turnock @metamate]

Baden-Powell Book of Fire top tip for the Man Booker Prize #greatworkoffriction

[craig turnock @metamate]

Not sure I can trust my yoga class #stretcherous

[craig turnock @metamate]

Trip to Tate Modern with The Future (I believe etc.). 200,000 years of evolution and bricks arranged neatly #stillbetterthandphins

[craig turnock @metamate]

Took office stairs 10 times today, if the longest march starts with a single step what does 1000 do? #stairwaytohell

[craig turnock @metamate]

Was it built for King Tut or Nefertiti? #thetombstheyareachangin

[craig turnock @metamate]

Dogs named after fruits tend to be sad #meloncollie

[craig turnock @metamate]

Great work #guilfest #lemmy https://t.co/NWZpWP184D

[YMCA DownsLink Group @YMCADLG]

Our counsellor & talented photographer @ImeldaTurnock is displaying her work at our #artistsopenhouse #Lemmy #Who

[craig turnock @metamate]

Camel classics #dromedaryoferrors

[craig turnock @metamate]

Camels do the funniest things #observationaldromedary

[craig turnock @metamate]

Will be looking for drinks and snacks on tap for Augusta #mastersandservant

[craig turnock @metamate]

Survival tip #grilledbears

[craig turnock @metamate]

May cut lawn late #withgreatmowercomesgreatresponsibility

[craig turnock @metamate]

Pencils packed away, the Arse 2 goals to the good and beer on tap I #thankgoditsmeinateadofyou

[Alongsideautism @alongsideautism]

'Gripping' autism book wins Samuel Johnson prize
https://t.co/3T9fhTgeX0

[craig turnock @metamate]

Bit foggy today, summer was damp, winter cold and Spring late. #amoanforallseasons

[craig turnock @metamate]

Afternoon wakeboarding with world number one. #fallsnotfails

[craig turnock @metamate]

Wife's sisters husbands brother has just lifted #sterlingprize

[craig turnock @metamate]

Many are called, few are chosen. #wildswing

[craig turnock @metamate]

@B1KE_Richard and the time will be a changin'

[craig turnock @metamate]

All aboard for the ride. Next stop foxbase alpha and glory #wildswing