liz lemon

if i'm falling, i'll do it like an angel

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

but also, like, be really excited for the woman you’ll become now that you’ve realized how you became someone you despise? instead of being an aimless narcissist?? productive self loathing!

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

miss the girl you used to be monday

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

miss the girl you used to be monday

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Dont delete that tweet...This is twitter, Not quitter

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

reddit paypigs vs twitter paypigs

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

@itsShelbee I think you’re prettier now !! <3

[aeson ☭ @twtbf]

to share or not to share that is the real question

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

@joshychins

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

two ed related posts within the last hour and a half… EW EW EW

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

Ariana Grande might just end up starving herself to death

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

buying new clothes instead of doing your laundry

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

making me feel like a supportive little twitter wife

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

when he makes you rt him for exposure

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

@hisfavstepdad I meann, I did gain 30 pounds in recovery, so yes :) I’m significantly better now 🫶🏻 now I only drink socially or if im in the mood to ruin a mans night

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

drunkorexia 🤩

[sashimii @skyshimii]

how are alcoholics so skinny if alcohol is so high in calories

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

ok, so in my case, like three years and 30 pounds ago, I noticed that whenever I did that I’d wake up really skinny and dehydrated the next morning, so eventually I’d just drink vodka until I passed out on days when I didn’t have school or work, and I’d supplement with vitamins since I was always too nauseous to eat 🫠

[𝓌𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓃 @WeBussin]

we need a Chicago world cup. Each team is made up of specific section of the city.

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

telling my dog to look at me and listen whenever she barks at another dog

[Nick Allmaier @NickAllmaier]

Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel

[liz lemon @metamorph0sing]

big booty chudette gets radicalized by wokecock

[Mo @fruitpibble]

how it feels to be bloated