Shelby Woo

⚖️🎓| eyeroll champion, allen iverson stan. Instagram: SHELBPM

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Might fuck around and teach myself High Valyrian on Duolingo.

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

How Raising Kanan got me gasping in the first 30 seconds of this last season 😭😭😭😭😭

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

Don’t remind me 😭

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the NBA actually does have an answer for Wemby but he plays in the Eastern Conference and is injured for 90% of the year.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Yall wrap this Klay and Meg shit up by 11pm tonight

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

Being a niche fragrance girlie is not for the weak 😭

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

With the 251st pick of the 2026 NFL draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Uar Bernard from Nigeria 🇳🇬

The 306-pound DT ran a 4.63 40-yard dash at the HBCU combine and is the first African International Pathway Program player to be drafted 👏 @NFLAfrica

[Jordan Boo 💚🦅 @6Eaglesdiva]

These hoes done put the baby in Smitty’s jersey. I’ll beat that networks entire ass!

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

Cold world 😂😂😂😂😂

[Jasmine Patrice @Shesahoopsgirly]

Imagine Candace Parker getting you a top recruit on a silver platter and she ends up switching to the top program in the conference to come off the bench

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u just gotta laugh at this point

[Odie🫶🏾 @Otothedie]

Dawn strikes AGAIN - COCKS UP🐓🤙🏾

[Shriya Saini @ShriyaSainii]

happy national howie roseman day to those who participate

[✨Sheree✨ @gullah_gal25]

Nobody:

Dawn Michelle Staley:

[Q-MAC @QuisMcGrady]

Yall done pissed Dawn off, yea see yall
In the Natty next year

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

Iceman is about to be legendary because this rollout is insane 🥶

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

Portland trying to build a whole international team or I’m tripping? 😂 #WNBADraft

[Miss Nigga @WandasGroove]

Spirit of Pat Summitt whispered in Dawn Staley’s ear “cuss his ass out” and that’s exactly what Miss Gamecock did

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessWBB]

Three. Consecutive. Years.

South Carolina advances to the National Championship with a win over UConn, 62-48.

#MarchMadness x #WFinalFour

[Lethal Homo @LordeCali]

I’m sorry, but Beauty in black is so good, awful, and hilarious. I can’t get enough of it 😭.

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

This

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Chadwick would’ve been great in Sinners

[Shelby Woo @metaphorr]

yeah I kinda feel this isn’t fair lol

[EuroLeague Women @EuroLeagueWomen]

The #EuroLeagueWomen Avengers? 🤯