ONION (REAL)

I lived !!!!!

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

📌 drawings thread so u can see them easily

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

@TheWorstBaker @CheeseGX_ It will kill itself randomly and inevitably it's not worth it

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

saw minions day 1 hop on that shit onions disclosure days a waste of time

[lily ♡'s henry @lilytoots]

the homoerotic tension these two had the whole film was something else

[gary @garthijy]

Gaming has been boring lately I might start getting into sex

[bunny @ConejoCapital]

stay safe out there during this heat wave.

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

If me and my friends found ferigeraf we would beat him to death with hammers I could tell you that much

[Siani Rose | Screenwriter @onlysianirose]

Some people enter your life to show you how your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

@UkeCreature just say something like hi guys nice weather today

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

@mformorphin3 @mformorphine This happened to me I had to spam appeals til I got my account back :x

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

耿鬼 speaker ugh need it so bad

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

@hyperdollia big Tesco

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

if I don't kms by the end of the year I'll consider it a crowning achievement

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

desperately need my sisters to stop being so positive about those nazi "looksmaxxers"

[39daph @39daph]

maybe it'll help someone out there but the best lesson I learned in my 20s was to surround myself with great friends who weren't afraid of confrontation & being upfront with how they felt and open-minded in those hard conversations. dealing with indirect people who refuse to address problems directly and yet still talk about the issue behind your back to others will be a big source of anxiety & the pit in your stomach regarding friendships. there's a lot of wonderful people out there, but you absolutely do have to look ✨

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

This is why I say people use relationships as their safe place to be their worst.

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

you don't understand, there really are hot milfs in my area

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

been flirting with my laser nurse for nearly 2 years. don't even use that clinic anymore

[Omega @Yourdailyomega]

I flirted with a beautiful woman and their partner at a late night pride event, beautiful outfits, super nice. Awesome time, they were lovely.
As it turns out, I was flirting with the person who does my electrolysis. Oh my god.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I've moved on from "ragebait."

Now, I create "thinkbait." Tweets that make you reflect on the human condition.

[ONION (REAL) @metascalon]

@akiyuuta egg yolk