You know about the iconic sitcoms of the 90s?
- I know about the 90s sitcoms.
You got Friends, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Frasier, and Seinfeld. That's the best.
- I know the Seinfeld is the best! I've based my whole twitter account on proclaiming that Seinfeld is the best!
And I'll tell you another thing Cosmo Kramer, or whatever you want to be called, this twitter thing is over. There'll be no more Seinfeld meta quotes and I don't care what the consequences are.
You broke up with her? Why?
- So I could stay home and rewatch Seinfeld episodes to come up with more quotes for our twitter account. What’s the matter?
I think I’m getting tired of that account.
You know what? It doesn't matter that I'm losing followers, because I quit!
- I guess your mother was right! You never could compete with Lloyd Braun's Seinfeld content!