Meta Seinfeld

There is nothing sweeter than being a Seinfeld quote tweeter

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

You know about the iconic sitcoms of the 90s?

- I know about the 90s sitcoms.

You got Friends, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Frasier, and Seinfeld. That's the best.

- I know the Seinfeld is the best! I've based my whole twitter account on proclaiming that Seinfeld is the best!

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

And I'll tell you another thing Cosmo Kramer, or whatever you want to be called, this twitter thing is over. There'll be no more Seinfeld meta quotes and I don't care what the consequences are.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

@beatles510 😶

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Jerry, buddy, I got to tell you something. That meta quote thing you're doing on twitter is played.

- Really?

So played.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

You broke up with her? Why?

- So I could stay home and rewatch Seinfeld episodes to come up with more quotes for our twitter account. What’s the matter?

I think I’m getting tired of that account.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Boys, I'm retiring.

- From what?

From twitter. I mean, who needs it? I've accomplished everything I've set out to do with this Seinfeld account.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

And your Seinfeld tweets, they're not getting any likes or retweets.

- Unfollow my account. It's hideous.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

You know what? It doesn't matter that I'm losing followers, because I quit!

- I guess your mother was right! You never could compete with Lloyd Braun's Seinfeld content!

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Twitter and Seinfeld. Those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
- I like to tweet Seinfeld quotes.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Remember who you're taking to. No one's a bigger Seinfeld quoter than me!

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

George you started a Seinfeld twitter account... Good for you, Jack.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Here's to quoting Seinfeld all the time.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Nice quote, pretty boy.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Jerry, let's face it. I've always been quoting Seinfeld episodes. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

I want Seinfeld quotes & I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Well if you're thinking of starting a Seinfeld twitter account don't bother. There's really no quotes left to tweet.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

There's more to life than tweeting shallow, fairly obvious twists on Seinfeld quotes.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Friends? Newman, you wouldn't buy the Friends boxset if it was covered in chocolate sauce.

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

@JoannePhlox

[Meta Seinfeld @metaseinfeld]

Are you ruining my timeline by tweeting out your disgusting Friends memes?