I been seeing y’all post about buying dream homes and finding y’all dream person riding in your dream car, and it’s you in a Subaru, next to a generic created character in front of a barn…my nigga, dream bigger.
Niggas got intrusive thoughts about burning the house down with themselves in it. My intrusive thoughts are like “nigga go to med school” … tf is wrong with me.
“I ain’t on beating or misogyny, it’s mahogany, I got bougie wood.”- @Santandave1, 2022.
Me being sober in the club all weekend, trying random shit just to see if it works. Gonna be a fun summer.
If we’re talking, dating, whatever and I put you on to a spot and we don’t talk anymore more, why would you be surprised I’m at the spot I TOOK YOU TO? I’m a regular here, you’re the Newcomer, mind your business.
More sober tweets from the club: play more baby keem, ESTG and Kodak. It’s truly shocking how off beat drunk white girls can be, LISTEN TO THE BEAT. I’m 90% percent sure this bottle girl also works at the chick-fil-A by my crib.
Sober tweets from the club Memorial Day 2023: why are all the gang members at the EDM club??? What happened med students? Waka Flocka and Fetty Wap are still gods in 2023. Women over six feet, we do not care if you wear heels, we still shooting shots.
Time for some more sober tweets from the club: Mr Brightside is a banger and is the key to world peace, I just saw a blood I know from (undisclosed) hug and sing the song word for word with an Indian engineering student.
I’m doing 75 hard starting in June. So I can’t drink but I’m still gonna be outside since I’m trying to find a wife. Therefore I’m finna start live tweeting in the club.