Thomas Maw

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[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

The Law of Leadership: It’s better
to be first than it is to be better

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

@Activision I’m in lockdown 3.0, gyms are closed, the DMR hasn’t been nerfed, sort it out son

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Going Dubai - enjoy baking your Banana bread and Zoom quizzes.

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WarZone is broken, caught Covid I think

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Incredibly raw and captivating performance from Danny Dyer tonight, superb work from @bbceastenders highlighting the importance of men’s mental health at such a crucial time

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Discount code, influencer marketing for Covid tests, hahaha you’ve reached a new fucking low

Congrats, hun

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Closing in on a million vaccinated, another 50+ thousand cases today

Surely we’re nearing herd immunity with these sort of numbers?

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Gym owners turning away people from Tier 4, lovely

Nothing like good old community spirit...

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

@LPHH_97 I hope not matey, we’ve been stripped of our rights, our freedom for the majority of the year. I wish everyone felt the same anger, enough to start taking to the streets in numbers

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

“Tier 4 restrictions may have to be in place until Easter”

Why would you even want to evoke such emotion, anxiety and fear into people

Jesus Christ, I’m getting to the physically violent stage, no words, just strangulating MPs to make myself feel better

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Haha - remember when we said “surely not” about furlough being extended until April

Today’s press conference, Boris speaking of normality by Easter

They knew all along didn’t they...

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Remember folks...

People travelling to see loved ones: irresponsible

Cummings trip to Barnard Castle for test of his eyesight: following instincts of any father

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...and once again, in the flick of a switch, the feeling of being trapped ensues

This isn’t leadership, this isn’t taking care of the people within this country

This is an outright disregard of our emotions, our mental and physical health. Incompetence at the highest level

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Train stations packed, tickets sold out @BorisJohnson you the real super spreader my guy, congrats

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

But you drove off? I’m tired

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Caught the biggest shit talker slacking @dillondanis you gotta check in when you come to La. #GenerousDriveBy

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

“Well I won’t be seeing family members”

Why? You’re allowed to, there’s no Blue Peter badge lined up, you fucking self righteous twonk

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Doc’s a low key tech head, I remember him mentioning German house music once and thought yeah this guy’s a groover

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

My new standup desk is incredible...

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

GO to work, don’t GO to work, GO to work if you can but don’t travel, DO travel but don’t

Has turned into

DO have Christmas together but DON’T actually have Christmas, DO meet up but DON’T, try not to meet up, DO actually meet up

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Mount all the pressure you want, no ones following any rules, 2020’s done

Lockdown 1 - OUT - tier system - lockdown 2 - OUT - tier system

Everyone get round mine for Christmas Day and New Year’s Eve

[Thomas Maw @metflow_]

Wenger in.