Hayley MethFail

Former federally funded Frank tabloid contributor 📰 (Parody Account)

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

Imma 🐀 what can I say?

[Ⓐtlantic PoliSci🏴🚩 Abolish the Police @AtlanticPoliSci]

What the fuck did I just stumble upon?

[Rocky @RockytoldCSIS]

@TribeNTren @MorganGuptill @Black_Pilled Says you 🤭 speaking of filters…

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

My WKS head looking like a ⬜️

Send your Christmas cig butt donos to hayleymcphail

@gmail.com!

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

My fav former boss before I faked a disability: Andrew Douglas.

His 🍆 tastes like a combination of cig butts and BV, (thanks to me) 🤭

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

@VeneerofSanity @DerekRATS @QueenOfDiagolon @shawnae484 30 🙏

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

Thus my confabulations:

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

Channeling my inner Jesse Eisenberg

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

Long day of picking up cigs butts at Cole Harbour Place the other day. Bending over is getting difficult given my weight 😮‍💨

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

@DerekRATS They terminated my beloved NDP party membership bcs it smells sooo bad 🐟💔

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

New alt account: @fedkenzie

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

Be sure to follow my alt acc! 🙈

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

@BlondeBigot11 @iutrewtjko @fedkenzie @GdfnShirts @jeremymackenzie @Morgan4Freedom Because I have been obsessed with Jer ever since he wouldn’t fuck me 🙈

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

@Morgan4Freedom @Spidle_Scott @RealAlexJones @OwenShroyer1776 @DewsNewz @infowars Probably:

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

Does anyone have a better filter that can make my wet brain and FAS less noticeable? I need a philtrum filter 🙏

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

@ConvoyTwitty Bye bye, Thorstein 👋

[Morgan May Guptill 🍁 @MorganGuptill]

@HungryTrucker @flipper_feet @MMIWG_slayer @IslandDrover @Rockysgonnatell @RCMPAlberta @ASCUpdates Is that Jesse Eisenberg?

[PROUDLYCANADIANTRUCKER🚛🇨🇦 @HungryTrucker]

@flipper_feet @MMIWG_slayer @IslandDrover @Rockysgonnatell @RCMPAlberta @ASCUpdates @Morgan4Freedom Hayley MacPhail McFail, the face of wet brain

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

@QueenOfDiagolon @fedkenzie @LadyCatQue12507 I need to ease up on the seed oils 🙈🐳

[Hayley MethFail @methfailofdart]

I made sure I sat on the defendant’s side in court in support c/w my best plaid, obvs in support of Plaid Army!

Charges dropped 4 Morgan + my not-so-secret crush, Jeremy 🥳 #OOTD

He publicly called me out on my turkey neck shortly thereafter 🦃

(You could say I’m obsessed) 🙈