Pro-Crastination

Proud owner of Waterworld on VHS

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

If this were the heyday of VH1, Elon would be just another talking head, making cringe ass jokes about some dumb fad from the 80s that passed him completely, but he'd still pretend like it was his favorite thing ever.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

A super bowl ad or a sex tape. There is no in between.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Meg Ryan says she and Billy Crystal are reuniting for something “iconic.”

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

@benshapiro Benny Shaps, the good little sycophant. Come to the rescue of his billion dollar daddy. Get fucked, dry pussy.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

This is especially concerning since I'm quite certain I watched 7 Bloodfist movies. All of which star Don "The Dragon" Wilson.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

@redlettermedia
This is what happens when you watch Psycho Goreman, Space Cop, and Frankie Freako in the same week.
Possibly unrelated, I can't cum unless I hear Rich Evans laugh.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

#nosnitching

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

The final season of Barry was not good, and I'm curious if everyone who enjoyed it got a different final season than me.

[Lon Harris @Lons]

MY DESERT... MY ARRAKIS... MY DUNE...

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

I muted the debate and played Just by Radiohead at full volume.
It seemed an appropriate use of my time.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

@joeramoni I don't wanna ruin the surprise for anyone. But if my assumption is correct, this will be a very good episode.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

@joeramoni What's a guy gotta do to get an "Almost Cult Classic" for the film Joe's Apartment? And don't tell me I have to write it.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

Hey, Elon Musk.
Go fuck yourself.
https://t.co/kMfxZ3Wn3q

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

Laura Loomer once had explosive diarrhea in the middle of the cereal aisle at Krogers. She was so embarrassed that she only bought 12 boxes of Oops All Berries before leaving.
I'm just kidding. She doesn't have the part of the brain that regulates shame and embarrassment.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

Elon Musk fucks jack rabbits because he likes their tight holes.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

@Reshaud @derekcarrqb @NFL @Saints Tell him to get in line. I lost to all 32 teams a long time ago.

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

@groovygirl71 You see my dilemma?

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

I didn't realize the Bronx was such a cracker factory.

[Tara Rosenblum @tararosenblum]

live scene now at the Trump rally in the Bronx @news12bx

[Pro-Crastination @methinknameben]

@groovygirl71