methman

Turning tweeting into tweaking.

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Shoot... Chrome won't work on my Mac... even with Crossover. Back to heroin... it always works.

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@PortlandPolice... have you seen this? They have all my favorite houses of ill-repute! http://tiny.cc/0zcEo

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Found something more addictive than crack: www.baconsalt.com

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I love elevator music! http://tinyurl.com/2qrrdk

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I am Indiana Jones! I have a whip! I have a hat! I have dentures!

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@PortlandPolice If @brampitoyo has some crack cocaine then he should come over to my place and share! Besides, I have the best ice.

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found a video of @PortlandPolice here: http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y

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Hitchhiking last night, church this morning... life is good.

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Got my stimulus package payment! A couple of 8-balls ought to last me until next weekend!

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@ramereth Man! I'm still working the streets... wish I had time for a beer or twelve up there!

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The latest majesty in the Portland area... is right here: http://tinyurl.com/55ohba

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@ramereth I can hook you up with some crystal on Sunday. Can you meet me at church?

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@PortlandPolice Favorite song right now: "I Shot the Sheriff"

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How narcissistic do you have to be to follow YOURSELF on twitter?!?

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@ramereth If I was honest, I'd tell you I live nearby... but I'm never honest. Not even now.

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@ramereth In albany, I would stop by the blocks just north of downtown. that place is crawling with white trash. and trailers. and cameros.

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@jkuramot ooohhhh.... Coke? I love coke... but my real sweetheart is crystal.

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scoring some ice in the lovely Willamette Valley. You know what goes great with crystal meth? A nice pinot noir. And a croissant.

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exhausted... What's wrong with my life?!?

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my bed, my blankie, my bottle, and a pack of smokes.
Sleepy time, she comes.