Sylvester

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[Sylvester @MethodSly]

#Safety #Signage #Signs #firesafety #SafetySign #SafetyFirst #Caution #Danger #Mandatory #SafeCindition

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Tonye Cole, co-founder of Sahara Group, on the 9-5 work he did before starting his company.

At the age of 25, he was employed as an expatriate in Nigeria. He got Bank MD salary, official car/driver, house in Ikoyi and travel expense.

Tope Shonubi, his classmate and co-founder of Sahara Group, used to come to his office. And told him about the oil business.

But he didn't pay attention because he was comfortable. Until he lost his job.

[Irene Kenny @IKenny81474]

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[AYANFE @CHULLY1010]

May Nigeria never happen to us 💔😔

[Baba Ramilah ❁ @HeemMufc]

Still looking for that Arsenal fan after United’s second goal 🤣🤣🤣

Hate watching huwa kazi kakini lmao

[Classic Media @Classicmedia247]

Tunde Perry wan prove this guy wrong 😂🤣

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Video of an African boy walking on a rope stirs reactions online

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

The person who invented the word “wonders shall never end” had Nigeria in mind!!!

Senator Peter Onyekachi Nwebonyi went to campaign in Izzi, Ebonyi State, but there was no bridge connecting him to the town.

So, he stood on the other side of the river to solicit for votes.

I’m speechless.

[Crystal’s tweets @oluwa_crystal]

He lost both arms, but he didn’t lose hope in God ❤️

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

ICPC UNCOVERS ANOTHER FAKE AGENCY, TINUBU ORDERS ARREST

President Bola Tinubu has ordered the arrest of one George Buchi Nwabueze and suspended three permanent secretaries after the anti graft agency ICPC uncovered another fake agency operating within the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation.

ICPC Chairman Musa Aliyu, made this known after briefing the President for the second consecutive day this week.

He says the agency , National Brands Development and Made-in-Nigeria Special Project Office was uncovered while investigating the fake Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council.

Nwabueze is the promoter of the fake agency.

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Trending video of the moment a Gen Z called Tony Elumelu “Tony” at a conference; he corrected her instantly.

“You won’t call me Tony. I’m not those boys. I don’t subscribe to that kind of Oyibo life. Call me..”

[Sylvester @MethodSly]

@Dr_Glamorous 🤣😂…

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Parts of Lagos Island, including Apongbon, submerged after heavy rainfall

📹: @kennyrhoda2

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

"Your papa TV that year when current low"

😂😂😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Viral video of a Football Fan that got everyone talking

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Many Nigerian churches will gladly do everything else apart from simply preach the gospel of Jesus which is supposed to be their primary mission.

See people giggling.
We too like nonsense in this country.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

Happened Along Eko Hotel Road, Lagos. 💔

[DonAza @DonAzag]

The owner of the mandate was shocked here that some zombies don't know when to stop standing on the mandate...🤣😂🤣😂 Is like una they see country dey collapse for my hands like this una still dey stand on the mandates? 🤣😂🤣😂 Which kind mumu God dash me like this?🤣😂🤣😂

[Taaruk @Taaruk_]

GPT image 2 on Chatgpt

Prompt:
Professional luxury birthday poster, 3:4 ratio. Entire frame filled with a premium off white luxury paper textured wall. Large number “2” precisely carved in the wall with visible depth and realistic inner shadows. Inside the number: soft pink and pink balloons, subtle white flowers, elegant bouquet arrangement, premium celebration styling. A happy 2 year old child with preserved reference facial features, wearing a milky white T shirt and pink denim overalls, laughing naturally. Face, shoulder, one hand and one foot extend outside the number creating a realistic 3D effect. Warm cinematic sunlight from one side, soft rim light, photorealistic skin, premium studio photography, ultra realistic, sharp focus. Typography on wall: MUNONYE, CHAPTER 2, 365 MORE DAYS OF WONDER. Clean minimalist layout, luxury magazine cover aesthetic, high end art direction, realistic shadows, natural colors, no tree shadows, no fake lighting, no AI artifacts.

[Sylvester @MethodSly]

@SqSehrish And

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow N5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the IGBO man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the IGBO man for using
a N30 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a N5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Four weeks later, the IGBO man returns, repays the N5,000 and the interest, which comes to N150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow N5,000.

The IGBO man replies: Where else in
LAGOS can I park my car for four weeks for only N150.41 and expect it to be there when I return.