Metropolitan Hokie

go Mets go Hokies go Giants

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@StevenACohen2 what’s up with this bar

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

The speed with which Uber drivers thank you for your tip should be studied by emergency response teams around the world

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

If you want to pitch in for the Tweetman family car fund (we’re fine but if you want) just retweet this and like it so I get ad revenue

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@Skint_Eastwood1 Married and unmarried people’s lives are the same. Unmarried guys are just in love with one less person

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

This is the correct answer

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Pope Leo XIV was asked who he’d root for between the United States and Peru in the World Cup.

His answer? “Probably Peru.”

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@Bjthema @Cut4 The guy who didn’t lose his wife, hope this helps

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

The Mets are so bad that a purple dinosaur that somehow looks goofier than Barney is stealing our mascots wife

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Hey @mrsmet, Dinger wants you to know he'll be in NYC this weekend 🤙

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@VT4L_Joe DING DONG WHIT IS DEAD. Our long national nightmare is over!!

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@G_Wimb DING DONG WHIT IS DEAD

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@ChristopherHale I was at this Mass and saw a family walk out just then. I was hoping it was unrelated and just bad timing but sad to see that this is why

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@NYCMayor @brandthewatche1 Quiet bro you started this

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool @StoolBaseball @NjTank99 this is lindors real goal

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@Mike_Peters_LGM @NjTank99 2032 is the year!!

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@mike5_5_5 @NjTank99 2021 was the worst, I’ve never seen anyone so arrogant about being mediocre

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@itsJohnRocker @NjTank99 Libdor is trying to lose out so that Citi can be converted to a city-run grocery store

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@cxgonzalez What do you mean by “all the incentive in the world to fabricate”? Most of them were martyred

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@NuzNuxco @cxgonzalez Not to mention they were mostly martyred

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

Mets fans, the choice is yours

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@canonlawyered *probably

[Metropolitan Hokie @methokie]

@canonlawyered Trump thinks this tweet is about him