Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel

They took my meth and threw me into the Limestone County woods.

[Billy Leake @idrawfunstuff]

@MethSquirrel I heard about your buddy getting arrested. Hope you'll be okay on your own.

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

Thank you 💔 I’m hoping he’ll come back for me

[Billy Leake @idrawfunstuff]

@MethSquirrel I heard about your buddy getting arrested. Hope you'll be okay on your own.

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

@scopedbylarry @RoyMooresHorse I’m so happy 💕 I’ll get my special rocks again!!

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

I’m not responsible for any of the Alabama shenanigans, ok?

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

Dammit who got a hold of this video?

[tom napoli @tnapps1]

@EmmaKerwin2 @MethSquirrel definitely not you

[Roy Moore's Horse @RoyMooresHorse]

EXCEPT YOU ELECTED HIM A BUNCH OF TIMES

[Roy Moore's Horse @RoyMooresHorse]

WELL, SHIT

[Scott Gravlee @Scott_Gravlee]

Since Roy Moore in running again here's good opportunity to let ya'll know Moore verified twitter account from last election was probably hacked and now share's Attitude Status's in Hindi https://t.co/B0hyYcHsNM @IvanaSuzette @reckonalabama @JohnArchibald @LaurenWalshTV

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

Hey I’m not responsible for any bad picks. Just because I’m an attack squirrel and like my special rocks

[bodda getta @AubieStoned]

@bhoffman182 @finebaum @methsquirrel made that pick, obvi

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

I hate that I had to found out he cheated on me this way 😪

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

The jittering isn’t as bad now but uh going to need more than just these Limestone County Sherrif’s Office dumpster scraps to eat.. 😑😑😑😑

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

@jasminenicolec9 😬

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

Do we really even need this poll? 🙄 #attacksquirrel

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

We have to settle this. Who wins in a fight?

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

Oooooo you got some ‘splainin to do.

[NWS Kansas City @NWSKansasCity]

We honestly have no explanation for the floating objects over Kansas City.

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

I can help train your squirrel to be an #attacksquirrel #deeznuts

[Jason Cannon @By_Jason_Cannon]

. @PythonTown still running around. @MethSquirrel loose in the woods. Rattlesnakes trying to kill our police officers. Now this. https://t.co/xjM5X5ws71

[leslie clines 🖤 @leslieclines]

Would prefer him to run against Roy Moore for Senate. Think he has a real chance. #methsqirrel

[Classroom Parolee @noschool4me]

@MethSquirrel

[Alabama Meth Attack Squirrel @MethSquirrel]

Hey I’m not responsible for any Roy Moore stuff. Let’s all keep @RoyMooresHorse in our thoughts.

[Jason Cannon @By_Jason_Cannon]

. @PythonTown still running around. @MethSquirrel loose in the woods. Rattlesnakes trying to kill our police officers. Now this. https://t.co/xjM5X5ws71