Methu Sogomo

GGMU, Mean boy theorem, i dnt hate i just walk away, chess pro

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I ended a talking stage cause i realised there is nothing a woman who doesn’t drink alcohol can do for me.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Thing about false rape accusations is that you never get your life back. The tag hounds you to your grave and it won't matter that a court has vindicated you. You lose the very basis of your life over a fabrication. Being male is not a default crime.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

If someone dislikes you for no reason, maybe it's because your light irritates their darkness. Keep shining anyway.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[Patrick Osoi @OsoiPatrick]

@WilliamsRuto Hata mimi NIKO KADI, and I am REX MASAI!

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

7 investment accounts that Kenyan investors should have:

a) A Money Market Fund - Regular savings

b) DhowCSD account - Investing in T-bonds

c) CDSC account - Investing in the NSE

d) Offshore brokerage account - investing in offshore stocks & ETFs

e) Special fund account - Above average market returns

f) Crypto wallet - Bitcoin exposure

g) Individual Pension plan - Plan for retirement

Which of these do you think is the most essential?

[Kaigi @The_Kaigi]

@QuincyWandera Dennis Onsarigo did a superb piece on Case Files. Very heartbreaking https://t.co/7Vb1XfiH34

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Living solo as a man beats waking up next to a woman who secretly resents you but acts like she cares.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

Loving your country should never be synonymous with loving your government.

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Strait of Hamuz becoming the Kenyan lingo for vagina just shows how much we are not serious as a republic

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya.

This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing.

He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father.

Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him,

“Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.”

Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible.

Not Waruthu.

Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism.

The man did not spend money. He attacked it.

Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again.

This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange.

I’m not joking.

Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque.
19 million.

At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling.

He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before.

Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly.

House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers.

Any other human being would learn.

Waruthu?

Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary.

Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project.

Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance.

Again the government comes.

Again they acquire.

Again Waruthu is paid.

This time 25 million.

You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million.

This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects.

He doesn’t farm.

He doesn’t build wealth.

He doesn’t invest.

He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings.

The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru.

Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle.

The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM.

Respect. 😂

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

As a man, stop providing for your girlfriend until she’s your wife. She’s an adult, you didn’t meet her homeless and hungry. If she won’t submit because you’re not providing, you’re not building a partnership, you’re buying one. She’s not the woman for you.

[DidYouKnowGenius @DidYouKnowGeni]

@Munalozy Adulthood teaches you how fragile things really are.
You realize life can shift in ways you never planned, and no one is completely immune.

That awareness humbles you.
It makes you slower to judge, quicker to empathize, and more grateful for what you have.

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

everything i do for money has nothing to do with passion, it’s fueled by pure hatred for poverty.

[S.H.O.N🦋 @QuinSaysHi]

I like men who stay single when they’re broke, then refuse to date broke women when the money comes in.😂

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

My romance philosophy summed up:

I like you. But I am willing to lose you. What I feel may be irrational. Staying is not. I chose this. Deliberately. I intend to stay. But If you make a fool of me, I will leave. Desire brought me to you. but it is choice that keeps me here.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Never limit your prayers because you think you're sinful or undeserving. You are not praying because of who you are. You are praying because of who He is.

[Banays🇵🇸 @ABanays]

@Josh001J Maurice odumbe used to tip people in dollars in town.. only used to date white women and his holidays were in carribean and other exotic places... Sahii anaumia sana... Always respect money when you get it

https://t.co/16Xg572N7K

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

Just to say this.

If there is anything you are desperately looking for, be careful not to force things to happen out of pressure or fear.

Desire is not wrong. Wanting something deeply is human. But sometimes when the longing becomes too intense, it can make us overlook wisdom, ignore red flags, or carry unnecessary anxiety in our hearts.

Sometimes the best decisions are made when our hearts are steady, not when they are desperate.

[Muna🦋 @Mouna_Boo]

One thing adulthood teaches you quickly is that energy is limited. You cannot show up for everything, fix every problem, or respond to every message. Learning where to place your attention becomes a necessary skill.