mètre_carré

Je divorce des gens et je respecte les règles de la déontologie.

[Joseph Henrotin @JosephHenrotin]

Merci à @lalibrebe pour la publication de cette opinion autour de la faiblesse du débat stratégique en Belgique francophone.

https://t.co/6FgXVBLCKK

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

worst hospital logo ever

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

John 3:16.
Matthew 3:17.
Luke 3:18.
It was a very close race.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Guy Bedaine @GuyBedaine]

Argentine-Autriche le gagnant récupère la dépouille d'Hitler

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Iran won and Trump surrendered.
Moscow is burning and Ukraine will win.
Treasonous Tulsi is out.
Trumps name is off the Kennedy Center.
The Reflecting Pool is green.
Donald Trump is riddled with dementia and is rotting before our eyes.
MAGA is in a civil war.

Happy Friday!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

🇺🇸🇮🇷 The Trump Timeline:

🔸️Jan 18: “Iranian patriots, help is coming. We are moving in.”
🔸️Feb 28: “We are launching the decisive operation. It will be very fast.”
🔸️Mar 2: “We will win easily.”
🔸️Mar 3: “We have won the war.”
🔸️Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
🔸️Mar 9: “Strike Iran. The war is almost over—clean and decisive.”
🔸️Mar 12: “We have won, but not completely yet.”
🔸️Mar 13: “We won the war again.”
🔸️Mar 14: “We need help to open the strait.”
🔸️Mar 15: “If you don’t help, I will remember it.”
🔸️Mar 16: “We actually don’t need help—I was testing loyalty. If NATO doesn’t help, consequences will follow."
🔸️Mar 17: “We don’t need NATO help and don’t want it. No Congress approval needed to exit NATO.”
🔸️Mar 18: “Allies must cooperate to open the Strait of Hormuz.”
🔸️Mar 19: “US allies must step up and help open the strait.”
🔸️Mar 20: “NATO is cowardly. We may phase this out.”
🔸️Mar 21: “We don’t use the strait. Others need it, not us.”
🔸️Mar 22: “Final warning. Iran has 48 hours. Iran is finished.”
🔸️Mar 23: “One more week, then we bomb power plants.”
🔸️Mar 24: “The war is nearing its end.”
🔸️Mar 25: “We are negotiating with Iran.”
🔸️Mar 26: “Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We delay strikes on power plants.”
🔸️Mar 27: “I and the Ayatollah will jointly manage the Strait of Hormuz.”
🔸️Mar 28: “Regime change has occurred in Iran.”
🔸️Mar 29: “Negotiations with Iran are going extremely well.”
🔸️Mar 30: “We are prepared to destroy Iran’s oil and energy infrastructure and occupy Kharg Island.”
🔸️Mar 31: “We are ready to end the war without opening the strait.”
🔸️Apr 1: “War ends in 3 days. We will bomb them for 2–3 weeks back into the Stone Age.”
🔸️Apr 2: “We destroyed three major bridges. Why haven’t they called us yet?”

[Michel Goya @Michel_Goya]

Fantasmagorie de jobastre
La France accueille des ravitailleurs américains et laisse passer les bombardiers depuis le Royaume-Uni. De toute façon, tu ne t’en souviendras pas plus que des soldats européens qui sont morts aux cotés des Américains en Irak et en Afghanistan.

[Barak Ravid @BarakRavid]

🚨U.S. to allow Iran to get ~14 billion dollars (!!!) in oil revenue
🚨This is a huge financial concession to Iran by the U.S.
🚨It is the first time U.S. is buying Iranian oil since 1996
🚨It's all happening in the middle of a war against...Iran

[mètre_carré @metre_square]

Ce sketch.

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

U.S. President Donald J. Trump claims that they have no reports that Iran has deployed any naval mines within the Strait of Hormuz, but states that if they have, they want them removed, “IMMEDIATELY!” Trump states that if they are not removed, “the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before.” And if they are removed, “it will be a giant step in the right direction!”

[Le Zelenskyste 🇫🇷🇺🇦 @VolodimirZelen1]

Le plus difficile avec les opérations militaires spéciales de quelques semaines, c’est les quatre premières années

[Axios @axios]

💥 No president in the modern era has ordered more military strikes against as many different countries as Donald Trump.

He's attacked 7 nations, three of which had never been targeted by U.S. military strikes. He authorized more individual air strikes in 2025 than Biden did in four years. https://t.co/pHeAkNN4PY

[Céline de Roany @CelinedeRoany]

Israël & USA frappent l'Iran : ce que dit le droit international

Israël et les États-Unis ont lancé des frappes militaires massives sur le territoire iranien: bases de missiles, sites militaires, infrastructure stratégique. L'Iran riposte déjà. C'est une escalade majeure.

Mais est-ce légal ?👇

#1

[John's Memes @Johnsmemes]

Marco Rubio is ready to infiltrate Iran and take it down from inside.

[Michel Goya @Michel_Goya]

Donc, si j’ai bien compris, Donald Trump a lancé une campagne de frappes après avoir interrompu celle des Israéliens en juin 2025, afin d’obtenir un résultat proche de celui du traité de Vienne de 2015, qu’il avait lui-même saboté en 2018.

[Maitre Eolas🇫🇷 @Maitre_Eolas]

Je pense que c'est mort pour le prix Nobel de Trump.