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~in a series of changing states all at once~

[meg @metreille]

Today I’m headed to apple🫠

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The Supreme Court won’t force you to wear a mask in a pandemic — but it’ll force you to bear a child.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I believe that a woman’s right to choose is fundamental. Roe has been the law of the land for almost fifty years, and basic fairness and the stability of our law demand that it not be overturned.

We will be ready when any ruling is issued.

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

5000 retweets and I’ll release a new song next week w @BigGigantic 😈

[meg @metreille]

Kanye looking a lot like that bf that treats you like shit, leaves, then begs to come back lmaoo

[meg @metreille]

I will calmly do cpr on someone in cardiac arrest but am getting way too much anxiety about taking my cat to get fixed tomorrow?? Life is funny

[meg @metreille]

@ic3p1ckl0b0t0my This is on replay 24/7 in my head 😂

[meg @metreille]

I’m never getting over the fact they brought back yoga pants and renamed them ✨flare leggings✨

[meg @metreille]

Sold🔊🔊

[meg @metreille]

Selling two @LiquidStranger tickets for tonight face value😊 @mersivsound @sectionlive

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

Thank you for the four free COVID tests, now please cancel my student loan debt.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Nothing like a woman in some scrubs😍😍😍😍 thank you for your service

[ሪሻን @risharkie]

the CDC:

[meg @metreille]

Ahh wouldn’t be Christmas without USPS losing one of my gifts😌💚

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

me at the thrift store trying on someone’s dead relative’s jacket

[meg @metreille]

Not me telling davon the meat isn’t seasoned enough and him replying “what you know about seasoning white girl¿”💀

[meg @metreille]

The feminine urge to reorganize the dishwasher every time a man loads it

[meg @metreille]

@drivymusic Making these coins before the meal