John Torley

"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
- Don Williams Jr.

[John Torley @metrob219]

@stig_dee @JChimirie66677 @DebbieThornhil4 Recruitment is possible. I saw an article which said 170,000 applied to join up in one year, only 10,000 got through. The way recruitment for our Armed Forces is managed is a national scandal of the highest order

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@BasilTheGreat @Telegraph They just can't READ THE BLOOMING ROOM

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 Did she come to UK on a work visa and will she now be required to leave within one month of being fired, regardless of any other affiliations she might have?

This is is how Qatar and other countries deal with work visas

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@CobaltSilent @ClimateWarrior7 Nooooo that is going too far

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@VeteransFdn A Belgian aristocrat, he was originally commissioned into the 4th Royal Irish Dragoon Guards and is buried in Cork. The picture is his memorial

[Yossi BenYakar @YossiBenYakar]

Wow. Britain, you need to hear this.

An Iranian citizen standing next to a pro-Palestinian protest in the London, UK says what many are afraid to say. He warns Britons about Islam, because he’s already lived through it. This is exactly what happened to Iran.

He says supporting “Palestine” today means supporting ISIS, rape, Hamas, and terrorism. He asks where are the British flags? They don’t love Britain. They support terror.

Dont ignore voices like this.

Do you agree with him? Yes or No?

[John Torley @metrob219]

@NHPUKOfficial F'kn deluded

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@YvetteCooperMP I dont care about the people of Gaza. We should not be sending any more money

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@TheGriftReport Suspended on full pay?

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@EmyrCaeBach @SeneddWaste @RUKWales Its actually about showing the secretariat that it's the elected representatives who are in charge. They are accountable to the electorate. The secretariat are there to carry out the instructions of those elected.

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@PolitlcsUK Condescending twat

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@RealHickory The Pope has lost the plot

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

Putin was sitting in his office when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed important news! How large is your army?”

"Right now," said Paddy after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Putin paused.
“I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!” said Paddy.
“I'll have to ring ya back.”

Sure enough the next day Paddy called again.

“Mr. Putin, the war is still on. We managed to get some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Putin asked.

"Well, we have 2 combines, a bulldozer & Murphy’s farm tractor."

Putin sighed.

“I must tell you, Paddy, I have 6,000 tanks & 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke"

“Saints preserve us!" cried Paddy. "I'll have to get back to ya."

Sure enough Paddy rang the next day.

“Mr. Putin, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We’ve modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit,
and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well."

Putin was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.

“I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.”
“My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000.”

"Jesus Mary and Joseph!" said Paddy. “I’ll have to ring ya back."

Paddy called again the next day.

"Top o' the mornin', Mr. Putin! I am sorry to inform ya that we have had to call off the war."

"Really? I am sorry to hear that," said Putin.
“Why the sudden change of heart?"

“Well," said Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and finally decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 Russian prisoners."

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@TRobinsonNewEra As someone brought up a Catholic I'm afraid the Pope is talking total rubbish

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@RachelA1892 There is no honour in Politics anymore. Have they no shame?

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@GaiusCa1igu1a @blaiklockBP @waitrose @sainsburys I am intrigued by the term "Muslim authorities"

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@dahontr3 @cleanupbritain @newman_andrea Unblocking such drains that exist has got to be a help

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@cleanupbritain @newman_andrea All it takes for an average sized town is for one old fashioned gully sucker to be active all year round. Its not rocket science

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Can anyone help me understand why I can't add pictures/files to posts atm.
I think its to do with permissions but not sure what I need to do