Big B

Nigerian | AU Alumna

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Beatriz heard cop AND country music, and sprinted tf on 😂😂
#LoveIslandUSA

[raley🪻 @leiasidle]

she is loved to the point of creation :(((

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food

- Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules
- McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states)
- Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate)
- Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu)
- Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream)
- Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick)
- Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries)
- Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup

Our food is a science experiment

Make America Healthy Again

[Big B @metrobomi]

@ChickfilA it’s 2026, i need yall to add a
6 count chickn mini meal to the menu. 4 is too small and 10 is entirely too much

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

How I Met Her

[Big B @metrobomi]

Randomly watching American Idol and full on sobbing 😭😭💀💀

[sammy @biglittlerivera]

and no one will ever be as funny and iconic as moira rose again🙏🕊️

[ً @NIYMUSE]

Snl nailed this. What’s been their reality
for a week has been ours for generations.

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Amazon don’t even argue with you…they just give you the refund like here shit

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Big B @metrobomi]

I need to do better at adjusting to things when plans change 🫠

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Only if my hair already done.

[Julia Steinberg @juliasteinberg]

For women, this is called 8am pilates cancel fee

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

this is so messy. i’m seated.

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

And it better be just as racist as the rest of them or we don't want it.