titan

parody account of Hal Stewart from megamind

(jonah hill funny man) writer is 19

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

no fuck you 🖕🖕🖕🖕

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

@BLXCKC0FFEE nash isnt nash without zacharyixi

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

Mr Todd Toby got into our gin supply again

[𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐃 @TORTUREDBARBER]

So the baker I live with is keeping the orphan

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

@Fizzy_Fleur No

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"Psst, @TORTUREDBARBER.."

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"You will not!"

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“I’ll Bite Him. And then he’ll get rabies. And die.”

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"Don't make me get Mr. Todd down here!"

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“HEY. FUCK YOU.”

( He is now Sat on the floor. )

“No. I’m staying here to piss you off.”

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"Yes! Now shoo! You are stinking up my establishment."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“…Yeah. Very un-suspicious.”

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"Nothing! Absolutely nothing."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“Hey girl. What does that mean.”

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

".. That's true.. although.. some people just drink arsenic.. and drop dead.."

[BETELGEUSE! @ghostwththemos]

“Sometimes y’die. What can you do.”

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

She handed two meat pies to him.

[DARLING ENVELOPE . @3NV3L0VE]

`` Two meat pies , please . ``

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

@KarsBizSCOFF

"What can I get you..?"

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

You walk in on her making pies.

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

[INTERACTION BAIT]

You would find yourself in a non-busy, lonely pie shop. Where you would see Mrs. Lovett making pies.

[Freya Perkins (MD OC) @C0MM3RCIALS]

[The Christmas Event Continues]

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"Gilly flowers.. a nice bowl of gillies, I say."

[𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐃 @TORTUREDBARBER]

"..What could relieve all of the gloom out of this situation?"

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"AND NO WONDER, WITH THE PRICE OF MEAT.. WHAT IT IS.. WHEN YOU GET IT!"

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

//This account has reverted to its original muse!!!//