Lizard Dangerfield

Anything about cows and steers.

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@MoMohler canes chicken fingers suck eat more beef you fucking losers

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#jedhoyeryoufuckingsuck

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The ads on the Olympics are getting crazy. Geico® Roman Wrestling?

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Officer Gillis I’m so sorry you had to go thru this situation with Scottie Scheffler and I don’t know how you are gonna tell ur kids how you are the biggest COWard ever! U Suck

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@DavidMLallySr @DylanFreemanVP How about your db coach on twitter whining

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Michigan Cows vs Ohio Cows=A lot less Rumple Minze

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@MoMohler Stupid

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Spencer Steer is my hero

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So glad Brittany Griner can still dunk! Thanks for the update ESPN! UPDATE: THE MARINE LOCKED UP IN A PRISON IN RUSSIA HASNT SEEN THEIR FAMILY IN 4.5 yrs! Biden ur a COWard

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Are they studders or utters

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Steer grothaus says I need another utter

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Can we stop calling Michelob Ultras Mickeys please??? U guys are fucking douchebag COWards

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Hey @stadiumswim_lv put the Cincinnati game on! Not real interested in the Arkansas vs Little Rock bball game

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Cowturdly!

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Why isn’t my nickname Chimichanga?

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That laffy calfy, yeah that laffy calfy

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Just want 2 say thanks for everything Josh McCOWn

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Played 2 much golf and now I have cowlluses! Can’t wait to do some cowlistenics in the morning to get that morning milk ready

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It’s been awhile but u may want to steer clear of this account cuz you can’t count on cowculators

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@bonnaroo #bonnaroo