RatDizzle

My mustache smells like the dumpster behind Red Lobster

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Driving around in a Jeep Wrangler with the doors off hanging your barefoot out the side just might be more gay than the #worldcup

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I thought Epstein invented relativity?

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Before Einstein invented relativity people had no idea they were related and incest ran rampant.

[RatDizzle @ratdizzle]

This has happened to me before but then I realized I was just looking in the mirror.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Guy at my gym is clearly watching porn between sets but he’s so jacked that I don’t think the staff have the courage to stop him

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The browns have four quarterbacks and zero quarterbacks. schrödinger’s depth chart. #browns

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My buddies finding me to take a shot of Rumpleminz to kick off our 8:22am tee time 🤢

[Jerry Watkins 🥶 @JerryWatkins22]

@IndianaFever

[RatDizzle @ratdizzle]

This sick fuck smells his own farts. Disgusting.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Your farts are telling you something about your gut health.

Silent but deadly = bad sign.
Loud but odorless = good sign.

Here's why you should take it seriously:

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giving $69 to everyone who likes, comments, and follows. no catch, no fine print. paying out June 31st. set a reminder .

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As long as no bombs are dropped on Augusta, Georgia 4/9-4/12 I don't give a FUUUUCKKK about the rest of it #Masters

[RatDizzle @ratdizzle]

I have withdrawn as a candidate for the #Browns head coaching vacancy. Not a decision I take lightly.

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@MoMohler James and Doug?

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Throw Shedeur in Lake Erie #Browns

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Throw Dillon Gabriel in Lakie Erie #Browns

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Dillon is up for NFL Rookie of the Week!

Vote for DG: https://t.co/eRTbVesdkN

[RatDizzle @ratdizzle]

A new era of #Browns starts today!!!

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You all realize Flacco was always the lame duck bridge to Deshaun Watson playing ball in 2025, right? Rookies getting no shot this year. It’s inevitable. #Browns

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’ve honestly never seen a more demented group of broken brains than lunatic Ohio fans. It’s over guys. You never beat JJ. He got you every time. You’re never gonna get him. It’s time to move on. Stop obsessing over everything Michigan does.

[RatDizzle @ratdizzle]

So funny!

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

JJ Mccarthay realizing football is hard when you don’t have the other teams playbook.

[RatDizzle @ratdizzle]

Nice take. Ass clown.

[Larry Foster @LarryFosterNFL]

JJ McCarthy is NOT a NFL caliber QB.

The NFL is just too fast for him. Not even Kevin O’Connell can save him.

Absolutely awful, the #Vikings should have kept San Darnold.

[RatDizzle @ratdizzle]

Sell the team. Move the team. Forfeit the season. Do something. I’m done.