Mets wint

citi field is.communist. thread

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

gelbs

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

i cant afford any good players because i spent too much money on the elaborate sign over my empty stadium which reads "GOOD PLAYERS"

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seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would buy a sweat shirt and park at citi field every day

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

@sox_dril hold on thinkinga bout paying some guy $600million. how much for the nails again

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

fuck signing good playerss. sick of having my account flagged by people who dont understand The Process

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

people on here treat me like dirt , thats fine, meanwhile kiké hernandez is allowed to play baseball antisemiticly every day

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

might get mad at joy of Mets Fans and post some shit about how nobody believes in frowning anymore. You never see any one frowning.

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

as this website's foremost broken human being, id like to annoucne that mets fans being happy about their tteam being good makes me mad now, for some reason

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

if youre happy about the mets online they should put your ass in fucking Jail! Slam the door in your FUCKING face! WHAM! See you in 100 years

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

AI: Sorry, Im not allowed to speculate upon the sexuality of 2013 mets utility players
ME: This is like talking to the smartest man in the world

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

this 10 out of 10 dime show mets twitter girl has been ghosting my shit ever since i told her i believed the first Woke guy was Lenny Dykstra

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr meeting the mets

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

what if "THE BRAVES" owned Twitter ? I think itd go a little something like this...! (gestures racistly) What a world What a world

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@sox_dril for every inch my penis shrinks due to anxiety, the mets owe me $100,000 , i am saying it now

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

@sox_dril @rockies_dril more like, the white Sucks.

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i love spending 120000000 dollars to make my team old as shit and suck ass

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

i accept that all baseball played "For Fun" is to be met with physical violence, including elbows to the face, shattered knee caps, etc,

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

the mets are usually pretty good. occasionally theyre bad

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

typical to see every one making jokes here after a 99 year old pitching coach of proud and honorable distinction sued us for being Old

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

several times a day i send 1000000 volts of electricity through mr met to strengthen Him

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

@sox_dril feeling extremely threatened

[Mets wint @mets_dril]

the rumors are true.; i am indeed sending out valentine day kisses to all of the girls on mets twitter. Even the ones who have betrayed me.